Things you don’t see anymore in football

[abu13]

Dog shit alley.

 

[Gabriel]

Team photos where some players were sat on the ground, like a school photograph.

 

[Bobby the blue]

Team photos where some players were sat on the ground, like a school photograph.

Keepers in the middle arms folded.
Used to even have the youth team sitting down at the front sometimes.

 

[Gabriel]

Players celebrating winning a trophy but wearing their opponent’s swopped shirt, ala Dennis Tueart in 1976.

 

[Alex williams 67]

Them hotdog trolleys outside the ground

 

[Gabriel]

Keepers in the middle arms folded.
Used to even have the youth team sitting down at the front sometimes.

Another one that you still see but I’ve never understood why it happens: why was it that there always had to be a team photo on European nights?

 

[Alex williams 67]

Pinching policeman's helmets

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Players grasping opponents warmly by the throat, explaining that 'there will be consequences if you do that again, Sonny Jim..' (a la Dave Mackay on Billy Bremner) without so much as a 'by-your-leave' from the referee..

 

[Bobby the blue]

Another one that you still see but I’ve never understood why it happens: why was it that there always had to be a team photo on European nights?

Good question. I have no idea. Everyone I’ve ever seen they all look as miserable as fuck.

Do you remember years ago some chancer ran on the field when United were having there photo done and just joined in dressed in full kit.

 

[Bobby the blue]

Pinching policeman's helmets

Steady. Let’s not turn it blue.