Things you hate about the UK

The Russians and Syrians bombing us and our children out of existence
Promising us a life of freedom in Europe as they wave us off on our inflatable boat which is designed to sink before we reach dry land
Our leaders accepting international aid to support our welfare, only to deposit it in a Zurich bank account
A corrupt legal system
Censoring the websites we can visit
Not being able to afford to go to hospital
Corrupt officials
Ebola
AIDS
Malaria
Having to keep our political views to ourselves
No football

Oh sorry, wrong country
 
The **** who thought it would be a laugh giving kids semolina and prunes at dinner school and claiming it was a pudding.

People who get over emotional when some **** they never met dies and goes to their funeral all teary.

Everybody in Airdrie

Women who think they can cook better than me, sexist bastards.

Cockneys talking on their mobiles on public transport.

Stag Party wankers who think being a stag party wanker allows them to be an even bigger wanker than they usually are in their day to day look at me I'm a wanker with his nob out wanker. Wankers

People who live here but still complain about the weather to you as if it's fucking news. They do my tits in.

The prices they cunts at odeon cinema sweet shop charge for a bag of shite sweets. I'll swing for them one of these days.

That **** from Bake off and the fat smarmy shite he spouts about dough and how to get a good bake as if anybody gives a fuck.

Everybody whose ever owned a red Raleigh chopper as I always wanted one but my dad was never out of prison and had issues with affection especially in relation to showing any.

People who moan when you fart in lifts.

Everybody who lives inChichester

Chatty Christians.

And top of the heap people who talk about characters off soaps as if they are real people and get upset when I glass them.

Did I mention semolina and prunes.
 
The **** who thought it would be a laugh giving kids semolina and prunes at dinner school and claiming it was a pudding.

People who get over emotional when some **** they never met dies and goes to their funeral all teary.

Everybody in Airdrie

Women who think they can cook better than me, sexist bastards.

Cockneys talking on their mobiles on public transport.

Stag Party wankers who think being a stag party wanker allows them to be an even bigger wanker than they usually are in their day to day look at me I'm a wanker with his nob out wanker. Wankers

People who live here but still complain about the weather to you as if it's fucking news. They do my tits in.

The prices they cunts at odeon cinema sweet shop charge for a bag of shite sweets. I'll swing for them one of these days.

That **** from Bake off and the fat smarmy shite he spouts about dough and how to get a good bake as if anybody gives a fuck.

Everybody whose ever owned a red Raleigh chopper as I always wanted one but my dad was never out of prison and had issues with affection especially in relation to showing any.

People who moan when you fart in lifts.

Everybody who lives inChichester

Chatty Christians.

And top of the heap people who talk about characters off soaps as if they are real people and get upset when I glass them.

Did I mention semolina and prunes.
Choose life....


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Our attitude towards outsiders. I've been welcomed in other countries but don't believe visitors here receive the same courtesy. Recent trips to Sweden and Spain were eye opening in that respect.
 
British chavs on holiday who think because I come from the same island that I find them amusing and want to join them at the pool and talk about shagging and how many people they have stabbed.
 
People who go fox hunting and profess to 'love' blood sports, but call the cops when you bust their nose open with a stunning head butt.

What's that all about.
 

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