Things You Have Always Wondered…

[Barcon]

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can you do one for cats please?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

can you do one for cats please?

Have yer got yer words in the right order, B? It's much improved if yer swap a few around and come up with 'Cats can do one please!"

 

[lefty goldblatt]

It's bonkers and how do people speak more than one language, I find it mind blowing. And how did the person speaking Spanish know the English word bollocks meant bollocks in Spanish !

Remember when thicko Beckham moved to Madrid.....

"I've never learnt a language before"

 

[Kippaxpete]

…but have never found the answer to.


I’ve wanted to know the answer to this for nearly 15 years… but did Cartoon Head survive that shooting?

No. Ask Graham Duff.
; )

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Where do James Bond villains get their minions from?

Do they advertise in the local job centre?
" 200 men required to defend deranged megalomaniac.
Must swear allegiance to world domination, and be prepared to die.

Locations. Submarine, hollowed out volcano, space station

Machine gun and tracksuit supplied


No scousers"

 

[gaz76]

Where do James Bond villains get their minions from?

Do they advertise in the local job centre?
" 200 men required to defend deranged megalomaniac.
Must swear allegiance to world domination, and be prepared to die.

Locations. Submarine, hollowed out volcano, space station

Machine gun and tracksuit supplied


No scousers"

Ooh ooh I know this one, they are all actors mate, somebody should have told you this already but james bond isn't real

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I read once that dogs (pretty sure it was dogs) are colour blind. How the fuck do we know that?

The eye of a human has sets of three colour receptors called cones. They can detect red light, green light and blue light.
Dogs have sets of two colour cones that can detect blue and yellow light only.
We know this from cutting up human and dog eyes.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

What and where is the clitoris?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

What and where is the clitoris?

The swamp.
Loads of cunts there

 

[denislawsbackheel]

What and where is the clitoris?

Is it in the Louvre?