Things You Have Always Wondered…

[give it to gordon]

Who first look at a snail and thought I bet that's nice to eat with abit of garlic sauce

 

[give it to gordon]

Why did we send out all our criminals to Australia, and we stayed here !

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Who first look at a snail and thought I bet that's nice to eat with abit of garlic sauce

Pretty sure it was a frenchman while waiting for a passing frog.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

What's it like to win two games on the run?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

If we got relegated would ' Off Topic ' keep us occupied.

 

[Elbow beards]

Why does hair stop growing on your head but than starts to grow out of your nose and ears

Gravity

 

[Elbow beards]

Yeah...and hedge hogs. What were they called before man deforested these green and pleasant lands and divided fields up with said hedges.

Are other animals pissed off with them hogging all the hedges?

 

[Blue Maverick]

And what did they think they were doing?

What did people go back to before the drawing board was invented and what was the best thing before sliced bread?

But the biggest mystery I've never had the answer to is how did Thunderbird 4 get back in its pod and how did Thunderbird 2 then pick it back up?

It went back in on the surface an thunderbird two had lines that went down to pick up the pod and reel it on.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Why blokes completely lose their arse and women seem to gain it after a certain age

 

[mexico1970]

If we got relegated would ' Off Topic ' keep us occupied.

There will only be 10 or so posters left because everyone else will have fucked off to support a proper club like Chelsea.