Things you just dont see anymore

[Zubrman]

Stones in your shoes. Used to get them all the time as a kid. Haven't had one for donkey's years.

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

All you 50+ year olds, just letting you know, I'm making a note of all this bollocks you're remembering. In 30 years time when undoubtedly someone makes a thread similar to this I will post your meaningless ramblings. You're welcome.

Hope yer also making a note of,WE WERE THERE WHEN WE WERE SHITE :)
At least we still remember it mate.
Sometimes I wish I had dementia,to forget all the bad days,Stoke,Shrewsbury,Brighton...ye get the picture.
Anyway as Blueunderpants says,we speak with our mouths....or tablet.....
GIRUY :)

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

All you 50+ year olds, just letting you know, I'm making a note of all this bollocks you're remembering. In 30 years time when undoubtedly someone makes a thread similar to this I will post your meaningless ramblings. You're welcome.

Us 50 plus old codgers have seen real life, not like you whippersnappers who view life through your phones, tablets and computers, we had none of that as youngsters, we used to communicate with our mouths

:) Not a whippersnapper mate, nearly 30. Born at the wrong time too I think. In saying that, I am shite at talking, I stammer and splutter. Nobody sees that here though!

PS...Yer jokes are shite :)

 

[TangerineSteve17]

All you 50+ year olds, just letting you know, I'm making a note of all this bollocks you're remembering. In 30 years time when undoubtedly someone makes a thread similar to this I will post your meaningless ramblings. You're welcome.

Hope yer also making a note of,WE WERE THERE WHEN WE WERE SHITE :)
At least we still remember it mate.
Sometimes I wish I had dementia,to forget all the bad days,Stoke,Shrewsbury,Brighton...ye get the picture.
Anyway as Blueunderpants says,we speak with our mouths....or tablet.....
GIRUY :)

My fondest memories of City were the bad times. Cos that's when I went the most, in the 90's. When I didn't have to pay for a ticket. Dementia is coming, if you live long enough. I hope I get it too.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

what jokes? :)

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

what jokes? :)

Exactly :)
Sorry what was that again.

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

All you 50+ year olds, just letting you know, I'm making a note of all this bollocks you're remembering. In 30 years time when undoubtedly someone makes a thread similar to this I will post your meaningless ramblings. You're welcome.

Us 50 plus old codgers have seen real life, not like you whippersnappers who view life through your phones, tablets and computers, we had none of that as youngsters, we used to communicate with our mouths

Just to bang home my fellow 50 something' Blue Underpants post home to you young people; I drank Mild on a regular basis and I have seen in real life, and touched, smelt and licked a hairy fanny.

Me and Blue Underpants didn't need Red Tube.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Dignity. Diffidence.

 

[stony]

Bottles of vinegar sticking out of blokes arses in the chippy.

 

[oakiecokie]

pint of mild

In my local club,they sell more mild than any other drink.Honestly.

Out of genuine curiosity, which type of mild, oakie?

Thwaites mate.

 

[oakiecokie]

Potato Puffs.Fucking beautiful they were.Only problem was,they were that fine they used to stick to your fingers and when trying to knock any little bits you may have on your shirt,used to make it twice as bad.
Anyone seen them about ?

 

[stony]

In my local club,they sell more mild than any other drink.Honestly.

Out of genuine curiosity, which type of mild, oakie?

Thwaites mate.

Mild is fucking rank. Real men drank bitter.

 

[Citizen in Pakistan]

United in top 4

 

[Beetle]

Phone boxes that stuck of piss with proper phones in with dials and a 2p or 10p slot

 

[toutmaster]

Is mandate still about what a rank smell that was all my mates thought it was cool God awful stuff old spice was better lol

 

[Ancient Citizen]

All you 50+ year olds, just letting you know, I'm making a note of all this bollocks you're remembering. In 30 years time when undoubtedly someone makes a thread similar to this I will post your meaningless ramblings. You're welcome.

Us 50 plus old codgers have seen real life, not like you whippersnappers who view life through your phones, tablets and computers, we had none of that as youngsters, we used to communicate with our mouths

Just to bang home my fellow 50 something' Blue Underpants post home to you young people; I drank Mild on a regular basis and I have seen in real life, and touched, smelt and licked a hairy fanny.

Me and Blue Underpants didn't need Red Tube.

Indeed. The joys of ferreting your way through a particularly hirsute clopper are lost on these young pups.
Plus we didn't have the luxury of instantaneous hardcore thrusting and squelching at our fingertips in them days,
the underwear section of the Great Universal Stores homebuying catalogue was our only form of succour.

 

[bluemoon32]

Wank mags in bushes

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Wank mags in bushes

One in the hand's worth two in the bushes.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

An excellent summary, however, you sir are a mere amateur. Us proffesions were to be found rummaging around under holly bushes for the latest, well thumbed and usually stained copy of........








Health & Efficiency

 

[scotty123]

Wank mags in bushes

Ha ha true, Buile Hill park Salford bushes near the old dank dark toilets were full of them, a treasure trove for us adolescents