Things You Never See Anymore

pepguardiola'smoustache said:
And bushes in porno mags.

All this shaved/bald nonsense nowadays is seriously wrong.
I'm 61 and was brought up to believe a good muff was something well worth burying your face in.
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Lol, had me chuckling a bit, that did .....

I do agree with you though, it never did me any harm, even if it did tickle the end of me nose!
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
I used to hitch everywhere, I think the last time I dd, I was put off by the bloke who pulled over....... I asked where he was going, he replied "how far do you want to go" as I noticed him rubbing his erection on the inside of his jeans. Sort of put me off and I got the train after that.......









If he didn't have a tache like from someone out of Village People, I may have jumped in....... ;)
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Lol, you must have left him fiddlin' with his gear stick and dreamin' about what might have been !
 
pepguardiola'smoustache said:
And bushes in porno mags.

All this shaved/bald nonsense nowadays is seriously wrong.
I'm 61 and was brought up to believe a good muff was something well worth burying your face in.
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Have to disagree. The amount of times I've had a pube in the back of the throat nearly choke me to death.

Or the one that inexplicably gets stuck in between the teeth, and you're desperately trying to pull it out, whist not letting on what you are doing.

Or the one that sticks to the tongue, and you have to scrape it forward using the top set of teeth in a forward scraping motion along the tongue.
 
Rig ups - bits of old bikes thrown together, nearly always with cow horn handlebars and no brakes.

Chuck Arrows - bit of garden cane though green bamboo was better, a load of insulation tape and a Derek Duggan football card for a flight. Launched with a bit of string, went miles.

Cattys made from the meshy sprung bed frame, multi coloured elastic bands and the top cut off the tongue of a shoe for the pouch.

Starting to sound like Jack Hargreaves here. How!
 
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.db. said:
Could be a thread of its own this but, for me, the British band scene is gone. Australia’s band scene is huge, USA have one n’all (always have had)… but we used to lead the world and it’s proper barebones stuff these days.

I wasn’t a fan of every one of these, but the scene was massive in the 00s:
Oasis, Doves, The Coral, The Bees, Kasabian, Arctic Monkeys, Badly Drawn Boy, Radiohead, Elbow, early Coldplay, The Libertines, Harrisons, Supergrass, The Zutons, South, Last Shadow Puppets, The Rascals, The Subways, The Go! Team, Starsailor, Franz Ferdinand, Ian Brown, Courteeners, 22-20s, Razorlight, Dogs, Jim Noir, The Fratelis, Ordinary Boys, Twisted Wheel, PJ Harvey, Pigeon Detectives, The View, Maximo Park, Editors, SchwaB, The Rumble Strips, The Twang, Sunshine Underground, The Moons, Archie Bronson Outfit, The Music, Babyshambles, The Rifles, Little Flames, The Enemy, The Rakes, The Futureheads, Broadcast, The Cribs, Stereophonics, The Kooks, Mystery Jets, The Wombats, Glas Vegas, Reverend and the Makers, The Horrors, Richard Ashcroft… and probably as many again that people were into back then.

I was at a gig or two every week in the 00s.

Two decades on, our best bands are mostly still from that list but none are in their prime
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.db. said:
Could be a thread of its own this but, for me, the British band scene is gone. Australia’s band scene is huge, USA have one n’all (always have had)… but we used to lead the world and it’s proper barebones stuff these days.

I wasn’t a fan of every one of these, but the scene was massive in the 00s:
Oasis, Doves, The Coral, The Bees, Kasabian, Arctic Monkeys, Badly Drawn Boy, Radiohead, Elbow, early Coldplay, The Libertines, Harrisons, Supergrass, The Zutons, South, Last Shadow Puppets, The Rascals, The Subways, The Go! Team, Starsailor, Franz Ferdinand, Ian Brown, Courteeners, 22-20s, Razorlight, Dogs, Jim Noir, The Fratelis, Ordinary Boys, Twisted Wheel, PJ Harvey, Pigeon Detectives, The View, Maximo Park, Editors, SchwaB, The Rumble Strips, The Twang, Sunshine Underground, The Moons, Archie Bronson Outfit, The Music, Babyshambles, The Rifles, Little Flames, The Enemy, The Rakes, The Futureheads, Broadcast, The Cribs, Stereophonics, The Kooks, Mystery Jets, The Wombats, Glas Vegas, Reverend and the Makers, The Horrors, Richard Ashcroft… and probably as many again that people were into back then.

I was at a gig or two every week in the 00s.

Two decades on, our best bands are mostly still from that list but none are in their prime making their best music now.
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There are loads of up-and-coming British bands out there…
Ventrelles, The Slates, The Painkillers, Hazy Sundays, Spangled, Apollo Junction, Def Nettle, 9 o’clock Nasty, The Rooks, The Clockworks, Little Strange, Issy Sutcliffe…
You can thank me after you’ve checked them all out ;)
 
The Stockport Iniesta said:
Have to disagree. The amount of times I've had a pube in the back of the throat nearly choke me to death.

Or the one that inexplicably gets stuck in between the teeth, and you're desperately trying to pull it out, whist not letting on what you are doing.

Or the one that sticks to the tongue, and you have to scrape it forward using the top set of teeth in a forward scraping motion along the tongue.
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Memories are made of this…..
 
city2 said:
Jehovah witnesses ain’t seen them for years
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They are still out there.
They tend to have little stalls in Town Centres.
Instead of pestering the general public they just stand there and mither each other.
Earlier this year there was an old dear at the gate when I was in the garden.
I went and had a chat with him because I live in the middle of nowhere and admired the amount of effort he had put in in the hope of getting a convert.
He was a persistent fucker and stood his ground when I said I was an atheist amongst the 3000 different religions on the basis of if I picked the wrong one, if there was any spare places in the right one, I may be at the front of the queue, as I hadn’t supported one of its rivals.
 
halfmist said:
They are still out there.
They tend to have little stalls in Town Centres.
Instead of pestering the general public they just stand there and mither each other.
Earlier this year there was an old dear at the gate when I was in the garden.
I went and had a chat with him because I live in the middle of nowhere and admired the amount of effort he had put in in the hope of getting a convert.
He was a persistent fucker and stood his ground when I said I was an atheist amongst the 3000 different religions on the basis of if I picked the wrong one, if there was any spare places in the right one, I may be at the front of the queue, as I hadn’t supported one of its rivals.
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Kids playing headers and volleys, sixty seconds and wembley doubles in the streets
 
The Stockport Iniesta said:
Have to disagree. The amount of times I've had a pube in the back of the throat nearly choke me to death.

Or the one that inexplicably gets stuck in between the teeth, and you're desperately trying to pull it out, whist not letting on what you are doing.

Or the one that sticks to the tongue, and you have to scrape it forward using the top set of teeth in a forward scraping motion along the tongue.
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Yes, but that's half the fun of it.
And afterwards, to rest your head on that comfortable and comforting mound of venus, oh what pleasure.
 
Bigg Bigg Blue said:
If it's bald you don't get crabs.
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Perhaps i have been fortunate in all my endeavours because i've never encountered them,
and frankly, if i had to make a choice, i'd much rather have crabs from a big muff than chaffing from a stubbly wasteground.

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The Stockport Iniesta said:
Have to disagree. The amount of times I've had a pube in the back of the throat nearly choke me to death.

Or the one that inexplicably gets stuck in between the teeth, and you're desperately trying to pull it out, whist not letting on what you are doing.

Or the one that sticks to the tongue, and you have to scrape it forward using the top set of teeth in a forward scraping motion along the tongue.
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Proper funny that....but also true! Just had a flashback to trying to cough one of the wiry little bastards up. Not a great moment when you're trying to be King Tongue.
 
Eaststander1 said:
Lol, had me chuckling a bit, that did .....

I do agree with you though, it never did me any harm, even if it did tickle the end of me nose!
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I went out with a lass from Alty for a few months and couldn't believe my luck when she stripped down to her underwear.
Her curly clock springs were lengthily protruding out of both sides of her panties. Thought i'd died and gone to heaven.
 
55yr old teenager said:
I fell off one when i was about 10 yesrs old and broke my front tooth in half. Ran home crying, looked in the mirror to see only half a tooth left and swore I was never going out ever again!! .....







Before I get called all the names under the sun for being soft, pathetic or whatever, in my defence I am female, and we can be a bit over dramatic at times.
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What I’d give for even half a tooth
 
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