Things You Never See Anymore

[johnny crossan]

Lamplighters (except in Smiley's People). Used to be woken up by one every winter morning just before the chorus of surrounding factory hooters started their call to work.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Her curly clock springs were lengthily protruding out of both sides of her panties.

Like Don King in a headlock

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Stink bombs and spud guns. Since health and safety became our major growth industry...Nada, nothing.

 

[TonyM]

Socks over shoes in cold weather.

 

[ROBSH34]

Alan Partridge being funny.

 

[Platt Lane 59]

6-0 wins at the Etihad.

Game, set and match...

 

[Platt Lane 59]

A straight white family in adverts

Will the "Fat White Family" (a current Indie Band) do ?

 

[Bewar3them00n]

Don’t start with that white dog poo shenanigans, because my dog has been dropping white logs all over our garden!

 

[TonyM]

Aguerooooooooo.........

 

[Saddleworth2]

A consistent City performance for 98 minutes.

 

[Bri1975]

Stink bombs and spud guns. Since health and safety became our major growth industry...Nada, nothing.

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Pardon our interruption...

 

[doots]

Kerby

 

[TinFoilHat]

Ladies breasts on the telly

My mate says dmf.tv for some classic German Tele. My...Er his language skills have improved immensely.

 

[roman totale]

Lamplighters (except in Smiley's People). Used to be woken up by one every winter morning just before the chorus of surrounding factory hooters started their call to work.

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My aunt and uncle lived in Bradford, on a street that I think no longer exists, and I’ve been told they still had lamplighters and knocker-ups well into the 60s.

 

[Barcon]

Like Don King in a headlock

Lol. I always use Gary Coleman in a scissor lock but I think I'll upgrade to Don King.

 

[55yr old teenager]

What I’d give for even half a tooth

My aunt and uncle lived in Bradford, on a street that I think no longer exists, and I’ve been told they still had lamplighters and knocker-ups well into the 60s.

Yes but who knocked the knocker up up?? No smutty replies please.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Binatone stereos

 

[dadnlad]

I used to hitch everywhere, I think the last time I dd, I was put off by the bloke who pulled over....... I asked where he was going, he replied "how far do you want to go" as I noticed him rubbing his erection on the inside of his jeans. Sort of put me off and I got the train after that.......









If he didn't have a tache like from someone out of Village People, I may have jumped in....... ;)

just think two morrissey fan boys in same car what's chances

 

[BrianW]

Lift attendants. Blokes who literally operated the lifts for you. They used to have them in Kendals, but those were the last I remember.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Lift attendants. Blokes who literally operated the lifts for you. They used to have them in Kendals, but those were the last I remember.

They have them match day in the south stand, only before the game after it’s a free for all