Things you never see

[guv]

"Soaps" - or indeed most TV, unless I have visitors.

 

[BlueSniffer]

You don't see white dog turd anymore?!?!?!

 

[Stuart]

a english summer heatwave.
a sober charles kennedy.
a god , any god .

 

[mackenzie]

Rarely see any woman with weirdo loners.

Why is that?

Chicken/egg springs to mind.

 

[Swales lives]

cheese in mousetraps

 

[i8therags]

You don't see white dog turd anymore?!?!?!

except the rags in their away strip.

 

[blueinkwell]

Newspaper headline saying "Psychic wins lottery!"

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Newspaper headline saying "Psychic wins lottery!"

I was in London a few years ago and saw signs giving directions to a Psychic's conference. If they were psychic you wouldn't think they'd need those would you?

Anyway to get back on topic, baby pigeons.

 

[oldhamblue]

Policemen trying to catch a stray dog that's run on the pitch.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Cats fuckin'

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Policemen trying to catch a naked woman that's run on the pitch.

 

[Bozo]

Cats fuckin'

You just need to look in the right places...

 

[Da_Blu_Moona]

A black michael Jackson?

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Cats fuckin'

You just need to look in the right places...

PMSL

 

[City_Shirts]

WATSON at the bar

 

[spogga]

Cats fuckin'

You don't need to hear them, you can hear the buggers from miles away

 

[Wheelsy]

One of my pals is 6 foot 4, every boyfriend she's ever had has been shorter than her.

Wow. That's hot.

 

[GoForGlory]

Damn, I was going to post "an old man eating a twix", but someone beat me to it! :D
Karl Pilkington = Genius. And a complete idiot. =D