Things you refuse to call by their new name

[Barcon]

drone shall return in September. He’s not been feeling himself lately

I bet the complete opposite is true.

 

[Barcon]

It's hello, hi or how are you. IT IS NOT HEY.

Wait until you get, "Yo".

 

[dronefromsector7G]

So he's no longer a wanker ?

drone says fuck you

 

[Bill Walker]

drone says fuck you

So you & drone are on this sex tour together ?

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I was in a pub that appeared to be popular with students from the nearby college and they were ordering drinks with “Can I get…?”

 

[Nellies left peg]

drone shall return in September. He’s not been feeling himself lately

That makes a change, he must be really under the weather

 

[East Level 2]

Was at a social gathering a few months back and someone said they had 5 children here on earth.....
Straight away I said "how many do you have on other planets?"
And the reply was "we have 2 in heaven who are no longer with us" and I dug a hole and climbed in ha ha

You could have dug a bit deeper with "How do you know they're in heaven and not the other place?"

 

[paulchapo]

If British people use the Americanism, bathroom, when they they actually mean toilet, I feel murderous!

I need to get out more.

Ha ha this reminded me of a funny story when I was on shore leave in Tampa Florida. Wandering around a large store I needed to go to the toilet. Every employee I asked where it was looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language. Frowned faces and repeating back to me, "Toilet?? Toilet??" Finally in exasperation I had to mimic the act of having a pee. The penny finally dropped as they said, "Ahh you mean the bathroom!!" No I meant the fucking toilet lol. They also use the term restroom too.

 

[Scottyboi]

I ain't calling a nonce a minor attracted person. Still just a russian in my eyes.

 

[Pell]

Birthing persons.