Things You Wonder About......

[Ronnie the Rep]

why doesn't anyone question the number of murders in Midsummer?

 

[sweynforkbeard]

dark flow - what's all that about?

Without knowing more details I would have to propose that you engage the services of a good plumber - either that or a top genito-urinary specialist.

 

[andy h]

Cats always land on their feet.
If you drop buttered bread it always lands on the floor on the buttered side.

So if you tied a piece of buttered bread (butter side up) on the back of a cat, which would land facing up if you then threw the cat off a tall building?

Thanks Tyqmvko, I will be able to sleep untroubled for the first time in years tonight :-)

 

[scall11]

Who put the ram, in the ramalamadingdong?

 

[BulgarianPride]

Had our dads wank one too many or one too less, we would not have existed...
How did the universe form?
Do aliens hate united as much as we do?

 

[tyqmvko]

Thanks Tyqmvko, I will be able to sleep untroubled for the first time in years tonight :-)

Always happy to help. ;)

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Simon Cowells leanings

 

[Tragic meat van guy]

if the earth spins on its axis once in 24 hrs and also orbits the sun once a year how the fuck can you use the north star to navigate a ship??
i just do not get it

 

[daveduke67]

if buzz lightyear was convinced he was a real spaceman and not a toy, why did he act like a toy whenever andy or his mam came in? why did he not try to explain the misunderstanding to someone who could possibly help him?

Thats the difference between the 'Toy Story' toys and a priest - they went floppy when a child walked into the room.

 

[Txiki Vimto]

if siamese twins had sex, is it inbred or masturbation?