Things you've never used.

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Indicators, says everyone who's driven a BMW

Or an Audi. What is it with folk who drive German cars?

Oh, I've never used a parachute.

 

[bakerdave76]

Scum bucket hat

 

[Gaz76]

A sharp telly, a Chevrolet car, Vodafone, bejing crispy noodles in a tin

 

[I'm With Stupid]

A pair of zebra pants.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Spotify

 

[staffsblue]

A tattoo parlour.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The ban button on @Bill Walker to prevent him from starting threads

 

[Marklr]

My wisdom teeth.

 

[Marklr]

The ban button on @Bill Walker to prevent him from starting threads

I might derail the thread just for a laugh...turn it into another left v right thread :))

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I might derail the thread just for a laugh...turn it into another left v right thread :))

I’m left handed and left footed

 

[Marklr]

I’m left handed and left footed

Good start. My mate was left-handed but right footed. He's no longer a mate, of course.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Good start. My mate was left-handed but right footed. He's no longer a mate, of course.

Thing is though if I use a hammer or play table tennis, I use my right hand.
Karaoke though, the mic is in the left hand, pint glass in the right

 

[cookster]

Viagra

 

[Rodri’s ACL]

The joke thread

 

[threespires]

Epee
Foil
Moped
Motor bike
Twitter
Bidet

So Sabre is/was your weapon of choice?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Viagra

You don’t know what your missing!

 

[Marklr]

You don’t know what your missing!

Viagra's good when both left hand and right hand are already in use. Especially when shopping, I found.

 

[ballbag]

Getting ice from the dispenser thing on the big American fridge nobody wanted except for her.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Babestation
Chopsticks
Those silica pouches

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Viagra's good when both left hand and right hand are already in use. Especially when shopping, I found.

I used to have a problem about rolling about in my sleep and falling out of bed, since I discovered Viagra it has not happened .