Things you've never used.

[flook]

The ignore function on here.

but it's tempting isn't it?

a tampon
big red emergency stop button
one of those key opener things included in tins of pilchards
hill descent control

 

[calumdown]

facebook, instagram, et al.

another person's anus for pleasure (or my own, for that matter).

the instruction booklets for flatpack stuff.

the so-called word that is an abbreviation of laugh out loud.

 

[69FACUPfinal]

An Uber, Deliveroo, TikTok or anything like those apps.

In my past yoof, any common sense where blokes were concerned...

 

[BimboBob]

Uber, illicit drugs, nandos, Costa, Starbucks, Greggs, tiktok, Instagram...

 

[J.G.Blue.]

A Machine Gun.
A hospital for myself.
State Benefits.
A cruise control setting on a car.
A job application form.
A Vuvuzela.
A Porsche, Ferrari, Maserati or Bugatti.

 

[maccieblue]

A Machine Gun.
A hospital for myself.
State Benefits.
A cruise control setting on a car.
A job application form.
A Vuvuzela.
A Porsche, Ferrari, Maserati or Bugatti.

I find cruise control quite useful to ensure I don't get a speeding ticket

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Mash

 

[KS55]

As a new Mod I am a little reluctant to say anything especially as I'm on 3 months probation

I have a fine collection of bottle openers, beer tin piercers, corkscrews etc in my thingy drawer, but no thingies.
Why this reply is here is a mystery. It keeps happening.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

A spelchicker.

 

[69FACUPfinal]

Uber, illicit drugs, nandos, Costa, Starbucks, Greggs, tiktok, Instagram...

Wot? No Greggs??

They do a mean cheeky sausage roll and a delightful sugared ring donut. All calorie laden but I have one of each as a treat about 4 times a year. You can keep your Heston Blumenthal Fat Duck at Bray fine dining, give me a Greggs any day :-)

 

[heslops barnet]

McDonald’s……wouldn’t touch em if I was starving…….earoles & arseholes

 

[Vienna_70]

The Russian language.
Any kind of illegal drug.
Snapchat.
Instagram.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Babestation
Chopsticks
Those silica pouches

Does anybody know what silica pouches are actually for?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Around 2/3 of the menu options on my camera.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Does anybody know what silica pouches are actually for?

Removing moisture.

 

[city2]

Buying anything that sponsors the rag cunts, rode a motorbike, never had a pizza from domino’s

 

[roman totale]

98% of the available settings on any washing machine I’ve ever owned.

 

[crublue1]

...with the odd loose flat battery. Some cables. A worn out tape measure with no numbers. Clips of some kind. One 13 amp fuse. Various screws. An old Nokia.

Random keys that you've long forgotten what they're for, but you keep them anyway, and ironically, a cheap padlock that you have no key for.
A rubber band that snaps as soon as you pull it, it's been there that long.
4 paper clips, even though you've never used one in your life.
A tin with some pins in.
Some string.

 

[Marklr]

Random keys that you've long forgotten what they're for, but you keep them anyway, and ironically, a cheap padlock that you have no key for.
A rubber band that snaps as soon as you pull it, it's been there that long.
4 paper clips, even though you've never used one in your life.
A tin with some pins in.
Some string.

NEVER throw ANY of it away. You know what will happen...

 

[Bill Walker]

Have you been critical of his posts about Covered Bridges of The Back Country ?
I ask because I've never viewed any, too busy organising my t-towels, (plain and patterned) so I wouldn't know how poor the quality is.
If it's not that I fear it's senility, you know, 'in my day youngsters would know their place' as a piece of toast falls from his chin onto his cardigan.

Oh and I edited my post so as to let you know where you were in the pecking order.

Guilty I suppose, I've also not been entirely supportive of Morrissey.
Maybe he's just feeling hurt, simple as that. :-(
A new beige thread or two might help things along !