Things you've never used.

A successful chat up line. I really was terrible at it but luckily wasn’t too repulsive to look at (when younger) and somehow did alright.
 
Clairvoyants/ Financial Advisors. If they were any good they would be quaffing champagne on some far away beach, not sat behind some old table with a sheet on it, or in a stuffy office telling some old fart where to gamble with their hard earned life savings.
 
Ikea
Uber
Pret a Minger, or whatever it's called.
Facebook
Twitter
Bought my smalls from M & S.
Costa Coffee
Subway
 

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