Things you've never used.

[city5189]

A credit card/bank card.. strange I know but I've always had wages paid in my dad's account,so never really needed one

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

People. Never have or will.

 

[Bill Walker]

A Stethoscope
A Torque wrench

 

[pfazz]

Common sense.
Algebra
Witness box.

 

[idahoblues]

Cruise Control on a car for me too........can't be arsed to read the manual to see how it works

You push two buttons

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Thing is though if I use a hammer or play table tennis, I use my right hand.
Karaoke though, the mic is in the left hand, pint glass in the right

I bowl left and bat right.
Pen left hand, loo paper in the right.
Knife left hand, fork in right, take crisps out of packet with right.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Until last week, a mobile phone. I've bought one at my daughter's insistence and I haven't got a clue how to use it, damn things flashing, buzzing, lighting up, whatever it's doing it doesn't need me!

 

[Marklr]

A suicide pill.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I bowl left and bat right.
Pen left hand, loo paper in the right.
Knife left hand, fork in right, take crisps out of packet with right.

Yes I bowl left and bat right, bog roll right, crisps definitely the left!

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Asimovian font

 

[Bill Walker]

Thing is though if I use a hammer or play table tennis, I use my right hand.
Karaoke though, the mic is in the left hand, pint glass in the right

Which hand did you use for stroking/brushing CJ's ....hair ?

 

[Kinkybyname]

safe word

 

[dronefromsector7G]

A dildo.
























Cucumbers are fine.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Most gadgets on my phone.
Most gadgets in my car
95% of the settings on my washing machine
A blender
A vajankle

 

[Bill Walker]

A Dodecahedron

 

[Uwe Already]

Viagra

I tried it, got stuck in my throat, had a stiff neck for hours

 

[Bill Walker]

Most gadgets on my phone.
Most gadgets in my car
95% of the settings on my washing machine
A blender
A vajankle

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Which hand did you use for stroking/brushing CJ's ....hair ?

Both!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I tried it, got stuck in my throat, had a stiff neck for hours

Made me chuckle

 

[Bill Walker]

A dildo.
























Cucumbers are fine.

Marrows?