This sex (sack) is on fire!

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What it is i tried shaving my sack a few days ago because my pubes were out of control like a bag of coiled watch springs. Having shaved it in the past with a razor (with varying degrees of success) the last time i shaved downstairs it looked like a I'd been thrashed by a spikey cactus on inspecting it.

So i thought I'd try my electric hair/beard trimmer and i did resulting in a nasty 2mm sack nick that drew blood. Not only was it bleeding but it was stinging like fuck and irritable, especially when i tried scratching it, i know but it was itching and it's my sack, not yours.

The scab healed and my pubes grew again to unkept garden proportions and i was in the local chemist the other day and i saw some Nair 'Sensitive Cream'. It was on special offer at 99p reduced from £2.99 so i thought right I'll have a tube of that.

On Wednesday morning my sack was almost resembling David Bellamy's beard so i read the instructions on the tube which said apply and leave for 5-6 minutes.(maximum 10 mins) i smeared it on my sack but didnt rub in as per the instructions.

Set the timer on my phone and lay on the bed waiting for woolly mammoth sack meltdown. "Be beep be beep bee beep" - that's me, time was up. and time to gently wash my sack in warm soapy water, which i did.

I washed it and patted it fry like you would a chicken fillet and 10 minutes later. Well, i may have smeared the juice of a Carolina Reaper over my balls because the pain kicked in big-time and the inflammation was something else!

I was in agony. The pain was intense between the bottom of my sack and my starfish. Some 16 hours later it's still stinging like a right bastard and it's causing panic and anxiety. I'm trying to go to sleep but i may have to just get in the car and go to A&E with a sack like a haggis that's been dumped in a nuclear reactor! : (

Advice needed.
 
BlueMoonRisin’ said:
What it is i tried shaving my sack a few days ago because my pubes were out of control like a bag of coiled watch springs. Having shaved it in the past with a razor (with varying degrees of success) the last time i shaved downstairs it looked like a I'd been thrashed by a spikey cactus on inspecting it.

So i thought I'd try my electric hair/beard trimmer and i did resulting in a nasty 2mm sack nick that drew blood. Not only was it bleeding but it was stinging like fuck and irritable, especially when i tried scratching it, i know but it was itching and it's my sack, not yours.

The scab healed and my pubes grew again to unkept garden proportions and i was in the local chemist the other day and i saw some Nair 'Sensitive Cream'. It was on special offer at 99p reduced from £2.99 so i thought right I'll have a tube of that.

On Wednesday morning my sack was almost resembling David Bellamy's beard so i read the instructions on the tube which said apply and leave for 5-6 minutes.(maximum 10 mins) i smeared it on my sack but didnt rub in as per the instructions.

Set the timer on my phone and lay on the bed waiting for woolly mammoth sack meltdown. "Be beep be beep bee beep" - that's me, time was up. and time to gently wash my sack in warm soapy water, which i did.

I washed it and patted it fry like you would a chicken fillet and 10 minutes later. Well, i may have smeared the juice of a Carolina Reaper over my balls because the pain kicked in big-time and the inflammation was something else!

I was in agony. The pain was intense between the bottom of my sack and my starfish. Some 16 hours later it's still stinging like a right bastard and it's causing panic and anxiety. I'm trying to go to sleep but i may have to just get in the car and go to A&E with a sack like a haggis that's been dumped in a nuclear reactor! : (

Advice needed.
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Keep calm and listen to The Smiths
 
Get some rum and get pissed, splash the rest on your bits and cut it all off.

Next time use a decent quality three-headed disposable razor (Wilkinson sword/Gillette, blunted by use on your face) whilst sitting in the bath, pulling sack/cock skin to create a smooth surface, or get one of those speciailist pube trimmers e.g. Balls or Manscaped.
 
BlueMoonRisin’ said:
What it is i tried shaving my sack a few days ago because my pubes were out of control like a bag of coiled watch springs. Having shaved it in the past with a razor (with varying degrees of success) the last time i shaved downstairs it looked like a I'd been thrashed by a spikey cactus on inspecting it.

So i thought I'd try my electric hair/beard trimmer and i did resulting in a nasty 2mm sack nick that drew blood. Not only was it bleeding but it was stinging like fuck and irritable, especially when i tried scratching it, i know but it was itching and it's my sack, not yours.

The scab healed and my pubes grew again to unkept garden proportions and i was in the local chemist the other day and i saw some Nair 'Sensitive Cream'. It was on special offer at 99p reduced from £2.99 so i thought right I'll have a tube of that.

On Wednesday morning my sack was almost resembling David Bellamy's beard so i read the instructions on the tube which said apply and leave for 5-6 minutes.(maximum 10 mins) i smeared it on my sack but didnt rub in as per the instructions.

Set the timer on my phone and lay on the bed waiting for woolly mammoth sack meltdown. "Be beep be beep bee beep" - that's me, time was up. and time to gently wash my sack in warm soapy water, which i did.

I washed it and patted it fry like you would a chicken fillet and 10 minutes later. Well, i may have smeared the juice of a Carolina Reaper over my balls because the pain kicked in big-time and the inflammation was something else!

I was in agony. The pain was intense between the bottom of my sack and my starfish. Some 16 hours later it's still stinging like a right bastard and it's causing panic and anxiety. I'm trying to go to sleep but i may have to just get in the car and go to A&E with a sack like a haggis that's been dumped in a nuclear reactor! : (

Advice needed.
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Lighter fluid and a match - baby smooth every time and you don't feel a thing. Only needs doing about every three months too
 
BlueMoonRisin’ said:
What it is i tried shaving my sack a few days ago because my pubes were out of control like a bag of coiled watch springs. Having shaved it in the past with a razor (with varying degrees of success) the last time i shaved downstairs it looked like a I'd been thrashed by a spikey cactus on inspecting it.

So i thought I'd try my electric hair/beard trimmer and i did resulting in a nasty 2mm sack nick that drew blood. Not only was it bleeding but it was stinging like fuck and irritable, especially when i tried scratching it, i know but it was itching and it's my sack, not yours.

The scab healed and my pubes grew again to unkept garden proportions and i was in the local chemist the other day and i saw some Nair 'Sensitive Cream'. It was on special offer at 99p reduced from £2.99 so i thought right I'll have a tube of that.

On Wednesday morning my sack was almost resembling David Bellamy's beard so i read the instructions on the tube which said apply and leave for 5-6 minutes.(maximum 10 mins) i smeared it on my sack but didnt rub in as per the instructions.

Set the timer on my phone and lay on the bed waiting for woolly mammoth sack meltdown. "Be beep be beep bee beep" - that's me, time was up. and time to gently wash my sack in warm soapy water, which i did.

I washed it and patted it fry like you would a chicken fillet and 10 minutes later. Well, i may have smeared the juice of a Carolina Reaper over my balls because the pain kicked in big-time and the inflammation was something else!

I was in agony. The pain was intense between the bottom of my sack and my starfish. Some 16 hours later it's still stinging like a right bastard and it's causing panic and anxiety. I'm trying to go to sleep but i may have to just get in the car and go to A&E with a sack like a haggis that's been dumped in a nuclear reactor! : (

Advice needed.
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If you are doing it for your partner, why? Dump him and find one with lower standards....
 
BlueMoonRisin’ said:
What it is i tried shaving my sack a few days ago because my pubes were out of control like a bag of coiled watch springs. Having shaved it in the past with a razor (with varying degrees of success) the last time i shaved downstairs it looked like a I'd been thrashed by a spikey cactus on inspecting it.

So i thought I'd try my electric hair/beard trimmer and i did resulting in a nasty 2mm sack nick that drew blood. Not only was it bleeding but it was stinging like fuck and irritable, especially when i tried scratching it, i know but it was itching and it's my sack, not yours.

The scab healed and my pubes grew again to unkept garden proportions and i was in the local chemist the other day and i saw some Nair 'Sensitive Cream'. It was on special offer at 99p reduced from £2.99 so i thought right I'll have a tube of that.

On Wednesday morning my sack was almost resembling David Bellamy's beard so i read the instructions on the tube which said apply and leave for 5-6 minutes.(maximum 10 mins) i smeared it on my sack but didnt rub in as per the instructions.

Set the timer on my phone and lay on the bed waiting for woolly mammoth sack meltdown. "Be beep be beep bee beep" - that's me, time was up. and time to gently wash my sack in warm soapy water, which i did.

I washed it and patted it fry like you would a chicken fillet and 10 minutes later. Well, i may have smeared the juice of a Carolina Reaper over my balls because the pain kicked in big-time and the inflammation was something else!

I was in agony. The pain was intense between the bottom of my sack and my starfish. Some 16 hours later it's still stinging like a right bastard and it's causing panic and anxiety. I'm trying to go to sleep but i may have to just get in the car and go to A&E with a sack like a haggis that's been dumped in a nuclear reactor! : (

Advice needed.
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Tweezers. Thank you.
 
I sincerely hope this episode didn't startle you.

To be honest, I've been eyeing the missus' Veet on the bathroom windowsill for a couple of weeks. Following your frank and honest tale, I'll steer well clear and instead persist with the tried and trusted, if not completely efficient method of a Bic razor and gentle tugging of the sac.

May I recommend some Dove moisturising cream? It comes in a small grey tub. I believe it may offer some temporary relief if applied to the area in question. Failing that, a Muller Light yoghurt pot could be the perfect sized container to "rest" the irritated section into. For your own sake though, choose a flavour that is unlikely to contain "bits". I'd say banana custard and urge you to stay away from orange with chocolate chips at all costs.
 
Thanks for your answers but i DON'T RECOMMEND using hair removal cream, and i wont be foolish enough to use it ever again!

The intense burning pain has subsided now using a gentle skin moisturiser, but it's still a bit tender.

I had a vasectomy 20 years ago and the surgeon did a bodge job leaving two nasty incision scars so it was really sensitive before i started washing with Non Bio. But the rest of the hair removal cream is in the bin, take heed blues.
 
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