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If you got a pet hamster, what name would you give it ?
I had a pet hamster when I was a child. It ate part of the sleeve of my coat that was hanging next to the cage.
The hamster couldn't talk so I never knew it's name. If I had a hamster now, I think I'd make sure it's cage was well away from any loose material, and name it Nelson Mandela.
 
My old school mate was a lion tamer in the circus.
I said to him " what happens if you drop your chair"
He said " I just use my whip"
I said " what happens if you drop your whip:
He said " I'll throw some shit into the lions eyes"
I said " what happens if there's no shit"
He said "oh there will be "






I'll get my coat
 
I had a pet hamster when I was a child. It ate part of the sleeve of my coat that was hanging next to the cage.
The hamster couldn't talk so I never knew it's name. If I had a hamster now, I think I'd make sure it's cage was well away from any loose material, and name it Nelson Mandela.
If you do get one please let me know so I can come round and stand outside your window singing 'Free Nelson Mandela'.
 
i'm not sure if i'm making this up in my own mind, but i seem to recall when belle vue zoo closed in 1977 they walked all the animals through the streets in a procession on their way to the glue factory for slaughter.

(i realise this is a circus animals thread but didn't want to start a zoo animals thread)

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