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[Blue Mist]

First of all thank you to @Blue Mist for calling me into this debate. He remains the unequivocal authority on MSJ.
The main issue to consider when comparing MSJ with Polo is that you simply cannot obtain a XHanovarian Thoroughbread with your Personal Independence Payment.
All Polo players are beyond rich and post match buffets consist of caviar, frois gras and lobster.
MSJ cannot afford this and a post match ritual is normally a visit to the food bank.
On the subject of it being a sport just for right handlers this is largely true. The only renowned lefty in World MSJ is DeMarcus Minge from Louisville, Kentucky although he’s a bit of a Cnut.
I hope this helps ?

Ps I think @Xhavenjoe sounds interested in MSJ

I have sent a membership form to @Xhavenjoe. Hopefully the £5 joining fee won't put him off. (I've noticed there are some right tight fuckers on this forum.

 

[Blue Mist]

I think you are being a bit optimistic there Eccles, BettyZ is like the BM equivalent of the Vicomte de Valmont

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To be fair, I think what Eccles, or as she's better known to the South Stand, Shiela the Slasher aka The Knife, means is don't be daft, of course left handed Dino's could use scissors, it was electric can openers they struggled with.

 

[Eccles Blue]

To be fair, I think what Eccles, or as she's better known to the South Stand, Shiela the Slasher aka The Knife, means is don't be daft, of course left handed Dino's could use scissors, it was electric can openers they struggled with.

Shhhh don’t let them know what I’m (sometimes) capable of. ;-) :-)

 

[Kompany Car]

In order to improve our service we would like your feedback.
This will take 5 minutes to complete.
One lucky person will win a beer from Blue Mist.

so here we go….


1: What is your favourite part of bluemoon.
The chorus

2: What is your least favourite part of bluemoon.
Nobody sings the second verse

3: Which posters do you despise and why.
This one, obvious why.

4: Which posters do you like and why.
This one

5: Will you be at New York away.
Been at York away like the other 100,000 of us is enough for any man.

6: Do you think the mods have too much power.
Was always more of a Rocker
6: Did you spot the deliberate mistake.
Blue Mist would never buy a beer.
8: Can left handed dinosaurs use normal scissors.
Nope, but something very sinister about being left handed
9: If they weren’t already invented would you invent a left handed tin opener for a left handed dinosaur.
Nope, why not just have an electric one.

10: Do you think I’ve nothing better to do.
What's a better use of your time than this ?
11: Which topic do you spend most time on.
None. Topics aren't that big and if you spend too much time on them the chocolate melts.
12: Do you believe in ghosts
Well my wife is a ghost, i realised the minute she walked through the door.
13: Do you believe in deja vu?
The 2006 movie featuring Denzil Washington, No its made up.
Whats your favourite brand of farm vehicle.
I used to like John Deere tractors, but now im an ex-tractor fan.
14: Do you like turtles.
Only in soup.
15: Do you believe in deja vu?
Yes
16: what age group are you
18-25
26-9999
18-25= -7, 26-9999=-9973, neither im definitely a positive number.
17: Do you believe in deja vu. No

 

[Blue Mist]

At last, someone taking the feedback seriously.

No problem, it's a good id... . Oh you didn't mean me.

I'll close the door.

 

[Protein Junkie]

In order to improve our service we would like your feedback.
This will take 5 minutes to complete.
One lucky person will win a beer from Blue Mist.

so here we go….


1: What is your favourite part of bluemoon.


2: What is your least favourite part of bluemoon.


3: Which posters do you despise and why.


4: Which posters do you like and why.


5: Will you be at New York away.


6: Do you think the mods have too much power.

6: Did you spot the deliberate mistake.

8: Can left handed dinosaurs use normal scissors.

9: If they weren’t already invented would you invent a left handed tin opener for a left handed dinosaur.


10: Do you think I’ve nothing better to do.

11: Which topic do you spend most time on.

12: Do you believe in ghosts

13: Do you believe in deja vu?

Whats your favourite brand of farm vehicle.

14: Do you like turtles.

15: Do you believe in deja vu?

16: what age group are you
18-25
26-9999

17: Do you believe in deja vu.

1. Music threads
2. TV thread
3. The ones I’ve blocked
4. Misty, Betty, the artist formerly known as drone plus many others
5. No
6. South Africa
6. Yes
8. Yes
9. As a leftie myself yes
10. Don’t think - I know.
11. General, transfers and off topic
12. No
13. I think you’ve already asked me
Massey Ferguson obviously
14 . Only the educated green ones.
15. I am not sure if you’ve asked me before
16. B
17. Can’t remember
18. Mobility Scooters

 

[Bill Walker]

In order to improve our service we would like your feedback.
This will take 5 minutes to complete.
One lucky person will win a beer from Blue Mist.

so here we go….


1: What is your favourite part of bluemoon.


2: What is your least favourite part of bluemoon.


3: Which posters do you despise and why.


4: Which posters do you like and why.


5: Will you be at New York away.


6: Do you think the mods have too much power.

6: Did you spot the deliberate mistake.

8: Can left handed dinosaurs use normal scissors.

9: If they weren’t already invented would you invent a left handed tin opener for a left handed dinosaur.


10: Do you think I’ve nothing better to do.

11: Which topic do you spend most time on.

12: Do you believe in ghosts

13: Do you believe in deja vu?

Whats your favourite brand of farm vehicle.

14: Do you like turtles.

15: Do you believe in deja vu?

16: what age group are you
18-25
26-9999

17: Do you believe in deja vu.

Fuck you AND your intelligence gathering.

If I answer that shit it then goes into "whats your income" and "how many times have you had sex with drone" etc

*Oops sorry I mean Hall & Oates

 

[Blue Mist]

Riiiiiight. There is a thread entitled Old Money. I've just looked for it because in it I asked a question but I can't find it.
Then I realised the question was how do you unblock someone you accidentally blocked. These stupid adverts made the page jump and somehow I blocked a poster. The trouble is........ I can't view the Old Money fred because its the author of said fred ive blocked. Can anybody help an old man out and tell me how to unblock him?


And no, surprisingly I haven't been drinking.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Riiiiiight. There is a thread entitled Old Money. I've just looked for it because in it I asked a question but I can't find it.
Then I realised the question was how do you unblock someone you accidentally blocked. These stupid adverts made the page jump and somehow I blocked a poster. The trouble is........ I can't view the Old Money fred because its the author of said fred ive blocked. Can anybody help an old man out and tell me how to unblock him?


And no, surprisingly I haven't been drinking.

Press “show ignored content” at the bottom of the off topic menu screen.

Press the poster’s name.

Press “unignore” and you’re done.

 

[Blue Mist]

Riiiiiight. There is a thread entitled Old Money. I've just looked for it because in it I asked a question but I can't find it.
Then I realised the question was how do you unblock someone you accidentally blocked. These stupid adverts made the page jump and somehow I blocked a poster. The trouble is........ I can't view the Old Money fred because its the author of said fred ive blocked. Can anybody help an old man out and tell me how to unblock him?


And no, surprisingly I haven't been drinking.

I've done it. Not so much a dinosaur now am I, yeh, you know who you are, calling me rotten.