manimanc
Well-Known Member
Re: United thread 2013/14
Just texted 5 of my rag "mates" and said are you big reds off to london today......these are the replies...
1-fuck off you bitter blue c**t,you know i don't go...
2-when do bayern rip you a new arsehole?
3-can't go as we have had a pipe burst(*please note this guy has an excuse every other time i ask.....this season he's had a car on fire,a shed broke into,mountain bikes pinched,a dog gone missing....all when i've asked have you gone..)
4-working
5-couldn't get a ticket.
Love it,none of the 5 armchair fans go but to read their texts you'd think they was lifelong season ticket holders...
Keep biting woodworms...
-- Sun Dec 01, 2013 11:40 am --
Just texted 5 of my rag "mates" and said are you big reds off to london today......these are the replies...
1-fuck off you bitter blue c**t,you know i don't go...
2-when do bayern rip you a new arsehole?
3-can't go as we have had a pipe burst(*please note this guy has an excuse every other time i ask.....this season he's had a car on fire,a shed broke into,mountain bikes pinched,a dog gone missing....all when i've asked have you gone..)
4-working
5-couldn't get a ticket.
Love it,none of the 5 armchair fans go but to read their texts you'd think they was lifelong season ticket holders...
Keep biting woodworms...
-- Sun Dec 01, 2013 11:40 am --