This Weeks other PL Fixtures Week 5

[worsleyweb]

*makes appointment at local tattoo parlour*

Beat you

 

[pudge]

A very painful sexual encounter?

Liverpool do look primed for a dry bumming tbf

 

[whp.blue]

You know you are in for a classic when Benteke Is the best striker on the pitch!

 

[cookster]

Milner must be overjoyed with his decision.

 

[Elbow beards]

This from the bbc;

... the global audience tuning in to the opening 15 minutes of this one can't be overly impressed. It's a poor standard of football on display thus far.

Waaa haaaa haaaaa!!!!!

 

[jimharri]

It's not exactly "The Beautiful Game", is it?

 

[Len Rum]

*makes appointment at local tattoo parlour*

Llanfairfechangogogoch on your penis is an even bigger turn on.

 

[kaz7]

I like tattoo's

Just saying

 

[ianw16]

Beat you

Women have always been impressed by my tattoo. It's on my willy. It says "Mule." When I get excited, it says Manchester City F.C. Rule.

 

[Deleted member 58678]

Llanfairfechangogogoch on your penis is an even bigger turn on.

Around the shaft?