Those of us lucky enough to be going to the match on Sunday

[Gazza]

Sheikh, Ratcliffe and dole.

 

[blue cigar]

Manchester la la la
Manchester la la la

 

[Eric Hitchmough]

You’re not famous anymore

 

[Champions again in 2012]

You're just too good to be true
Are you sure you're not blues?

You've bought shite to the swamp.
Told a Sheik to fuck off.
You're too good to be true.
Are you sure you're not blues?

Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der De Der Der Der....


We love you Glazers!
And you're quite alright
We love you Glazers
You've made United shite.
We love you Glazers
Trust us blues when we say....

I really like the chorus starting at “We love you Glazers!” It works for me

 

[bluetonium]

They do love a good nursery rhyme over there, so how about:

There's a hole in the roof Dear Glazers Dear Glazers
There's a hole in the roof, Dear Glazers, a hole

There's rats in the toilets, Dear Glazers Dear Glazers

Other verses can include:

There's no trophies in the trophy room...
There's a wife beater on the wing...
There's a brown envelope in the refs pocket...
There's a hidden wad of cash, in the Caymans in the Caymans...
You're not even in Manchester, Dear Glazers Dear Glazers....

 

[Citycity76]

song sheets will need to be published for tourists wearing half n half scarves.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Your fucking shit x 5 was excellent at Wembley.

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

Have you ever won the treble, have you fck!

 

[Mike N]

‘O Rock of Gibraltar!’ to the tune of the KDB song.

 

[Brendan110_0]

Take inflatable trophies. Doesn't matter which one you pick, we won it all.