Those three little words you hate to hear...

[Newman Noggs]

Nil by mouth

 

[inchy14]

“Dad, can you........”

 

[stonerblue]

What're you thinking ?

 

[snorky]

Squeal Piggy Squeal

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

“Can i get?”
No you can’t , fuckoff!

My ERO regularly came up with this one until I told him that he 'couldn't get' because they wouldn't let him in the kitchen.

But the three little worlds 'United have scored' kill me!

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Howard Hockin - " well you know" 5 times every sentence.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Squeal Piggy Squeal

For you it’s got to be ‘Tinder is unavailable’

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

"Taylor's the ref"

 

[cheshirecheese]

This mother fuckin thing all day long.
No, you can't 'get it', I'm the fuckin Starbucks employee, you ask me if you can have your fuckin mockacuntinlatte and I'll maybe get it for you.

Calm down mate

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Linesman’s flags up