Those Words You Should Have Said....

[johnny on the spot]

...to that person.


I never realised I hurt you that much and I'm sorry. I wish I could tell you this.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

i hope you catch bad cat aids, let s just leave it at that then.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

'Bullywank'.

I can't for the life of me see how this has passed me by.

 

[Carstairs]

GET OUT THE FUCKING WAY......

 

[smudgedj]

Those four magic words all women would like to hear

Your not are you?

 

[SWP's back]

No gran, the bus is coming....

 

[MCFC BOB]

"So let me get this straight - you pretended you were seriously injured in hospital so that you could see if your ex-boyfriend still had feelings for you, despite the fact that me and you were together at the time. D'you know what, fuck this, I'm out."

That would have saved me two years of time with who is now my ex-girlfriend and I'd have given myself a chance with a girl I've known and had feelings for since 2008. Life choices, eh?

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

In my haste I forgot the lube

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

'I dont care if people are watching, keep stroking'

 

[Ovo]

You're not really my cousin are you?