Citycitytid said:this had me in tears...
update on stockport town centre:
pizzas have sold out within a twenty mile radius
if you want a taxi you got a six hour wait.
the huge cloud of curry smoke engulfing the sky is not hazadous, although police area advising residnts to stay indoors for the time being
if you want your drive tarmacing you aint got a chance until the end of march
if you want a jcb for hire you aint got a chance until the end of feb
if you want a 48 seater coach/20 seater stretch hummer/a crane/skip or concrete mixer you will have to wait til monday
all other services are running as normal
Yeah its quality lol