Three words that best describe yourself

[toby]

Honest, warmhearted, chocoholic

that's four words

sod off you

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

a total cock

i've pissed myself

in the bed?

on my couch

 

[bumbleblue]

Big fat fuck

 

[jimharri]

Horrible
Old
Blue

 

[paddystyle]

a total cock

i've pissed myself

in the bed?

on my couch

someone else's couch?

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

the missus' i should have said PMSL. I haven't pissed myself.

 

[blue 1992]

one-nice-guy.

 

[bluemoon27]

Top fckin shagger

or my wife prefers to say

big fuckin dreamer

 

[Swales lives]

German Shepherd Shagger

 

[mammutly]

Me, Myself, I ?