2bluegp
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"i'm just off to do nine holes dear"
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tiger woods......
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Obvious Mancunian
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not bad that
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manchester blue
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Only the one. Very poor. :) Try these.
Tiger Woods owns many expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What club did Elin Woods use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 300 yards.
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They
went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between a wood and an iron.
I don't know how she putts, but it's clear she can't seem to hit the driver.
Why did Tiger cross the road? 'Cuz there was a pissed off Swede on this side.
Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of
drivers. They will be named, "Elin Woods -- Clubs you can beat Tiger with"
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both clubbed
by Swedes.
Word that Elin Woods was using a golf club as a "Rescue Club" now has been
proved to be untrue as it now appears she was actually trying to knock the
shit out of a Driver.
News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger
Woods' crash. They are calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.
Tiger just changed his nickname -- his new name?: Cheetah
Tiger Woods owns many expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What club did Elin Woods use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 300 yards.
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They
went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between a wood and an iron.
I don't know how she putts, but it's clear she can't seem to hit the driver.
Why did Tiger cross the road? 'Cuz there was a pissed off Swede on this side.
Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of
drivers. They will be named, "Elin Woods -- Clubs you can beat Tiger with"
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both clubbed
by Swedes.
Word that Elin Woods was using a golf club as a "Rescue Club" now has been
proved to be untrue as it now appears she was actually trying to knock the
shit out of a Driver.
News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger
Woods' crash. They are calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.
Tiger just changed his nickname -- his new name?: Cheetah