Tip of the Day

The Fat el Hombre

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Book your tickets for these cup games early. I got mine early doors and switched from the south stand to a better view in the 2nd tier of the East stand. Low and behold, I'm sat in the nice comfy corporate seats rite on the half way line, with a nice little blue rope seperating me from the peasants to my left. £15 for that and a 5-1 win, happy days
 
Tip of the day 2

Do not book tickets for Brum, without telling your Mrs and then have to sit there for 2 hours nearly and listen to her moaning about it.....

(I would like to point out that I am not a henpecked man but next weekend we are supposed to be going to a wedding of one of her best mates.......)

Go to the football
But feel like a right twat - I know deep down what I am doing is wrong

Don't go to the football
Resent my mrs and all her friemds for years to come and it eventually drives a wedge between us leading to divorce and me htting the bottle sat in my own pissed stained underpants in a ouncil flat in Miles platting

Discuss
 
The Fat el Hombre said:
Book your tickets for these cup games early. I got mine early doors and switched from the south stand to a better view in the 2nd tier of the East stand. Low and behold, I'm sat in the nice comfy corporate seats rite on the half way line, with a nice little blue rope seperating me from the peasants to my left. £15 for that and a 5-1 win, happy days

I've done that before, tis quality in there.

BTW - I sit to the left of those seats.....who you calling a peasant :)
 
PaulPowerShower said:
Tip of the day 2

Do not book tickets for Brum, without telling your Mrs and then have to sit there for 2 hours nearly and listen to her moaning about it.....

(I would like to point out that I am not a henpecked man but next weekend we are supposed to be going to a wedding of one of her best mates.......)

Go to the football
But feel like a right twat - I know deep down what I am doing is wrong

Don't go to the football
Resent my mrs and all her friemds for years to come and it eventually drives a wedge between us leading to divorce and me htting the bottle sat in my own pissed stained underpants in a ouncil flat in Miles platting

Discuss


Bad times fella.

Go to the match!
 
PaulPowerShower said:
Tip of the day 2

Do not book tickets for Brum, without telling your Mrs and then have to sit there for 2 hours nearly and listen to her moaning about it.....

(I would like to point out that I am not a henpecked man but next weekend we are supposed to be going to a wedding of one of her best mates.......)

Go to the football
But feel like a right twat - I know deep down what I am doing is wrong

Don't go to the football
Resent my mrs and all her friemds for years to come and it eventually drives a wedge between us leading to divorce and me htting the bottle sat in my own pissed stained underpants in a ouncil flat in Miles platting

Discuss


The Platting option is the best one in the long run. After that you don't need to explain yourself to a woman ever again where you're going!
 
PaulPowerShower said:
Tip of the day 2

Do not book tickets for Brum, without telling your Mrs and then have to sit there for 2 hours nearly and listen to her moaning about it.....

(I would like to point out that I am not a henpecked man but next weekend we are supposed to be going to a wedding of one of her best mates.......)

Go to the football
But feel like a right twat - I know deep down what I am doing is wrong

Don't go to the football
Resent my mrs and all her friemds for years to come and it eventually drives a wedge between us leading to divorce and me htting the bottle sat in my own pissed stained underpants in a ouncil flat in Miles platting

Discuss

TELL your missus to do one !

TELL your missus that City are for LIFE, which will probably longer than HER mates marriage !!!
 

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