Tip of the Day

The Fat el Hombre said:
Book your tickets for these cup games early. I got mine early doors and switched from the south stand to a better view in the 2nd tier of the East stand. Low and behold, I'm sat in the nice comfy corporate seats rite on the half way line, with a nice little blue rope seperating me from the peasants to my left. £15 for that and a 5-1 win, happy days

Already have a season ticket in that area pal, though the group of us take turns going to the games. We get a programme and parking each game, plus the club bar:-) Good stuff... though you do get some snobby away fans in there
 
The Fat el Hombre said:
Book your tickets for these cup games early. I got mine early doors and switched from the south stand to a better view in the 2nd tier of the East stand. Low and behold, I'm sat in the nice comfy corporate seats rite on the half way line, with a nice little blue rope seperating me from the peasants to my left. £15 for that and a 5-1 win, happy days

And did you have a plate of sky blue prawn sandwiches at half time?
 
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:
The Fat el Hombre said:
Book your tickets for these cup games early. I got mine early doors and switched from the south stand to a better view in the 2nd tier of the East stand. Low and behold, I'm sat in the nice comfy corporate seats rite on the half way line, with a nice little blue rope seperating me from the peasants to my left. £15 for that and a 5-1 win, happy days

And did you have a plate of sky blue prawn sandwiches at half time?

They do some nice prawns on skewers and chicken wings:-)
 
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:
The Fat el Hombre said:
Book your tickets for these cup games early. I got mine early doors and switched from the south stand to a better view in the 2nd tier of the East stand. Low and behold, I'm sat in the nice comfy corporate seats rite on the half way line, with a nice little blue rope seperating me from the peasants to my left. £15 for that and a 5-1 win, happy days

And did you have a plate of sky blue prawn sandwiches at half time?

Haha we were gonna try and sneak in to the smart bit but bottled it and just ended up having a pint of piss from the bar at 205

Which took me 10 minutes to get served for, obviously
 
PaulPowerShower said:
Tip of the day 2

Do not book tickets for Brum, without telling your Mrs and then have to sit there for 2 hours nearly and listen to her moaning about it.....

(I would like to point out that I am not a henpecked man but next weekend we are supposed to be going to a wedding of one of her best mates.......)

Go to the football
But feel like a right twat - I know deep down what I am doing is wrong

Don't go to the football
Resent my mrs and all her friemds for years to come and it eventually drives a wedge between us leading to divorce and me htting the bottle sat in my own pissed stained underpants in a ouncil flat in Miles platting

Discuss

PMSL

Listen if she truely loves you she will forgive you going to the game.













Eventually.
 
The Fat el Hombre said:
Book your tickets for these cup games early. I got mine early doors and switched from the south stand to a better view in the 2nd tier of the East stand. Low and behold, I'm sat in the nice comfy corporate seats rite on the half way line, with a nice little blue rope seperating me from the peasants to my left. £15 for that and a 5-1 win, happy days


Better tip, get stonking rich and you can buy an Executive box for yourself. (I am assuming from this post you have no friends).
 
PaulPowerShower said:
Tip of the day 2

Do not book tickets for Brum, without telling your Mrs and then have to sit there for 2 hours nearly and listen to her moaning about it.....

(I would like to point out that I am not a henpecked man but next weekend we are supposed to be going to a wedding of one of her best mates.......)

Go to the football
But feel like a right twat - I know deep down what I am doing is wrong

Don't go to the football
Resent my mrs and all her friemds for years to come and it eventually drives a wedge between us leading to divorce and me htting the bottle sat in my own pissed stained underpants in a ouncil flat in Miles platting

Discuss


Go to the wedding, get shit faced and dance on the tables naked whilst telling everyone that the bride is a right slapper....This will ensure that you are never invited to another wedding ever again. D Derrrr!!!! Fecking genious me!!!
 
citoeast said:
The Fat el Hombre said:
Book your tickets for these cup games early. I got mine early doors and switched from the south stand to a better view in the 2nd tier of the East stand. Low and behold, I'm sat in the nice comfy corporate seats rite on the half way line, with a nice little blue rope seperating me from the peasants to my left. £15 for that and a 5-1 win, happy days


Better tip, get stonking rich and you can buy an Executive box for yourself. (I am assuming from this post you have no friends).

Hmm yes but getting stonking rich is a lot more hassle than booking my ticket a bit earlier than usual
 

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