To catch a predator

[GStar]

Er, what's happening Guv? Don't let this upstart, Gstar, beat you! You're one of the wittiest writers on here!

Gstar and I have had our altercations on here(by the way, he AND BT say I have a 'chip' on my shoulder!! PMSL!) and I'm sure we'll wield swords again.

I can understand if you don't get involved, though. I should do that more often.

Ahh that was merely in jest, i prefer to keep any altercations strictly topical, we've also had debates AND conversations where we've agreed... occasionally! ;)

But thats good, difference of opinions are good, however guv calling my posts boring reminds me of this picture:

Guv-"There is absolutely no evidence to prove that my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi"

 

[Bigga]

No, no Anton. Let's get it right.

It's only YOU that has a mirror in the back of his shorts, at footy...

 

[AntonDonJuan]

No, no Anton. Let's get it right.

It's only YOU that has a mirror in the back of his shorts, at footy...

I take any chance that i can to look at my perfectly formed face, you don't need a mirror in you shorts because every time you see your arse it's basically staring in a mirror anyway

 

[Bigga]

No, no Anton. Let's get it right.

It's only YOU that has a mirror in the back of his shorts, at footy...

I take any chance that i can to look at my perfectly formed face, you don't need a mirror in you shorts because every time you see your arse it's basically staring in a mirror anyway

I'm a contortionist, Anton. You're mirror helps you double the 'size' you have when you move it to the front!

Helps you remind thyself you're a man...

 

[AntonDonJuan]

I'm a contortionist, Anton. You're mirror helps you double the 'size' you have when you move it to the front!

Helps you remind thyself you're a man...

Ahhhh thyself, the clever man's word for "yourself", i might use that tomorrow when i'm in work to look clever in front of my boss

Maybe if i come across as articulate i might be able to find myself a nice underage girl who will let me feel her undeveloped breasts

 

[Bigga]

I'm a contortionist, Anton. You're mirror helps you double the 'size' you have when you move it to the front!

Helps you remind thyself you're a man...

Ahhhh thyself, the clever man's word for "yourself", i might use that tomorrow when i'm in work to look clever in front of my boss

Maybe if i come across as articulate i might be able to find myself a nice underage girl who will let me feel her undeveloped breasts

PMSL!!!

Ant... You feeling a little taken apart? Is that the best you can do??!!

LOL!!

You smack of BT-ism(no offence, Darren!), a bit desperate for a comeback.

No wonder you took your time, baba.

 

[AntonDonJuan]

PMSL!!!

Ant... You feeling a little taken apart? Is that the best you can do??!!

LOL!!

You smack of BT-ism(no offence, Darren!), a bit desperate for a comeback.

No wonder you took your time, baba.

My gerbil had a break from his wheel, hence the comeback time, i'll be putting the electric cage back on later.

Yes i am defeated, you win, you beat me with your big words and impeccable grammar.

Let me grab my thesaurus while i think of a decent comeback

 

[Bigga]

Poor.

Shocking when I think you've been here so long!

You've had many teachers, studied many posters who've swath'd through many opponents and yet you're still in Padawan stages. Disappointing.

You will never be Jedi.

 

[AntonDonJuan]

Poor.

Shocking when I think you've been here so long!

You've had many teachers, studied many posters who've swathed through many opponents and yet you're still in Padawan stages. Disappointing.

You will never be Jedi.

My bad, maybe one day i'll learn how to become a cyber jedi and then i can throw virtual low blows on bluemoon to unsuspecting victims whilst other posters sit and eat their fictional popcorn

 

[Bigga]

Poor.

Shocking when I think you've been here so long!

You've had many teachers, studied many posters who've swathed through many opponents and yet you're still in Padawan stages. Disappointing.

You will never be Jedi.

My bad, maybe one day i'll learn how to become a cyber jedi and then i can throw virtual low blows on bluemoon to unsuspecting victims whilst other posters sit and eat their fictional popcorn

Yet again, the sign of someone who's sh*t at comebacks! Mere fodder.

Not even BT slipped to empty words as quick! Bah!

I'll find me an opponent worthy!