Today's shooting in America thread

Tugay One Cup said:
He's going to be swooned over for generations.
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Same as Ted Kaczynski, his hero?

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes said Andy Warhol and this rich pampered tech elitist going down his real world revenge fantasy rabbit hole is having his 15. Given the attention span of this country, I suspect everyone forgets about him by January.
 
FogBlueInSanFran said:
Same as Ted Kaczynski, his hero?

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes said Andy Warhol and this rich pampered tech elitist going down his real world revenge fantasy rabbit hole is having his 15. Given the attention span of this country, I suspect everyone forgets about him by January.
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You clearly haven't seen his abs.

He's going to be an icon, if he isn't already.
 
Got stumped today.

I’m currently on a business trip in Texas. Was speaking to a Texan Co-worker whose daughter is a City Fan. I said I could probably sort her out with tickets if she wanted to take her daughter to the UK as a treat. Her response, which completely stumped me, was that she’d be nervous to send her daughter over to the UK due to all of the Machete crime. She was absolutely serious.

What would the cordial, professional bluemoon response to that be?
 
Brightwell’s left peg said:
Got stumped today.

I’m currently on a business trip in Texas. Was speaking to a Texan Co-worker whose daughter is a City Fan. I said I could probably sort her out with tickets if she wanted to take her daughter to the UK as a treat. Her response, which completely stumped me, was that she’d be nervous to send her daughter over to the UK due to all of the Machete crime. She was absolutely serious.

What would the cordial, professional bluemoon response to that be?
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i'd be well hacked off.
 
Thaksins Love Child said:
Despite being privately educated, he was found 6 days later still carrying the weapon, $10,000 in cash, fake ID as well as other incriminating documents.
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I'd say the better phrasing is "because he was privately educated" not "despite."
 
Brightwell’s left peg said:
Got stumped today.

I’m currently on a business trip in Texas. Was speaking to a Texan Co-worker whose daughter is a City Fan. I said I could probably sort her out with tickets if she wanted to take her daughter to the UK as a treat. Her response, which completely stumped me, was that she’d be nervous to send her daughter over to the UK due to all of the Machete crime. She was absolutely serious.

What would the cordial, professional bluemoon response to that be?
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She probably has an axe to grind
 
Brightwell’s left peg said:
Got stumped today.

I’m currently on a business trip in Texas. Was speaking to a Texan Co-worker whose daughter is a City Fan. I said I could probably sort her out with tickets if she wanted to take her daughter to the UK as a treat. Her response, which completely stumped me, was that she’d be nervous to send her daughter over to the UK due to all of the Machete crime. She was absolutely serious.

What would the cordial, professional bluemoon response to that be?
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Tell her you have a full set of armour in her size.
 
Brightwell’s left peg said:
Got stumped today.

I’m currently on a business trip in Texas. Was speaking to a Texan Co-worker whose daughter is a City Fan. I said I could probably sort her out with tickets if she wanted to take her daughter to the UK as a treat. Her response, which completely stumped me, was that she’d be nervous to send her daughter over to the UK due to all of the Machete crime. She was absolutely serious.

What would the cordial, professional bluemoon response to that be?
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Tell her to bring her assault rifle.
 
Brightwell’s left peg said:
Got stumped today.

I’m currently on a business trip in Texas. Was speaking to a Texan Co-worker whose daughter is a City Fan. I said I could probably sort her out with tickets if she wanted to take her daughter to the UK as a treat. Her response, which completely stumped me, was that she’d be nervous to send her daughter over to the UK due to all of the Machete crime. She was absolutely serious.

What would the cordial, professional bluemoon response to that be?
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I’d give her daggers!
 
Brightwell’s left peg said:
Got stumped today.

I’m currently on a business trip in Texas. Was speaking to a Texan Co-worker whose daughter is a City Fan. I said I could probably sort her out with tickets if she wanted to take her daughter to the UK as a treat. Her response, which completely stumped me, was that she’d be nervous to send her daughter over to the UK due to all of the Machete crime. She was absolutely serious.

What would the cordial, professional bluemoon response to that be?
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Show her the badges of Charlton n Sheff U, then tell her not to be so silly.
 
ChicagoBlue said:
Great line. WTF does it mean? The 300,000,000+ law abiding citizens of America deserve a coward who shoots an unarmed man in the back as a hero?

Fuck. Right. Off.
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It's a line from Batman turned back on itself.

He's not a hero hence the "", but is the "hero" that a society that has a constitutional right to bear arms but not a right to healthcare deserves.
 
Mr Kobayashi said:
It's a line from Batman turned back on itself.

He's not a hero hence the "", but is the "hero" that a society that has a constitutional right to bear arms but not a right to healthcare deserves.
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I’ll let you off, even though it was a bit ham-fisted. ;-)

We do have the legal right to healthcare.
The argument is who pays!
 
What’s that you say? This “hero” went down a right wing rabbit hole of Russian plant Tucker Carlson and drug-addicted Jordan Peterson? Why, that can’t be. I was told he was a radical out to stick it to the health care establishment. Instead he catches guru-itis, following two of the most popular grifters around, and snaps. Who would have thunk it, eh?
 
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