Today's shooting in America thread

[Scottyboi]

Got stumped today.

I’m currently on a business trip in Texas. Was speaking to a Texan Co-worker whose daughter is a City Fan. I said I could probably sort her out with tickets if she wanted to take her daughter to the UK as a treat. Her response, which completely stumped me, was that she’d be nervous to send her daughter over to the UK due to all of the Machete crime. She was absolutely serious.

What would the cordial, professional bluemoon response to that be?

Tell her you have a full set of armour in her size.

 

[Barcon]

Got stumped today.

I’m currently on a business trip in Texas. Was speaking to a Texan Co-worker whose daughter is a City Fan. I said I could probably sort her out with tickets if she wanted to take her daughter to the UK as a treat. Her response, which completely stumped me, was that she’d be nervous to send her daughter over to the UK due to all of the Machete crime. She was absolutely serious.

What would the cordial, professional bluemoon response to that be?

Tell her to bring her assault rifle.

 

[Barcon]

I think regardless of where he was educated, not that smart

I have met many educated people but very few that are smart.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Netflix documentary, biopics await.

He's not the "hero" that America needs but he is the "hero" they deserve.

Great line. WTF does it mean? The 300,000,000+ law abiding citizens of America deserve a coward who shoots an unarmed man in the back as a hero?

Fuck. Right. Off.

 

[GornikDaze]

Got stumped today.

I’m currently on a business trip in Texas. Was speaking to a Texan Co-worker whose daughter is a City Fan. I said I could probably sort her out with tickets if she wanted to take her daughter to the UK as a treat. Her response, which completely stumped me, was that she’d be nervous to send her daughter over to the UK due to all of the Machete crime. She was absolutely serious.

What would the cordial, professional bluemoon response to that be?

I’d give her daggers!

 

[Maintainin]

Got stumped today.

I’m currently on a business trip in Texas. Was speaking to a Texan Co-worker whose daughter is a City Fan. I said I could probably sort her out with tickets if she wanted to take her daughter to the UK as a treat. Her response, which completely stumped me, was that she’d be nervous to send her daughter over to the UK due to all of the Machete crime. She was absolutely serious.

What would the cordial, professional bluemoon response to that be?

Show her the badges of Charlton n Sheff U, then tell her not to be so silly.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Great line. WTF does it mean? The 300,000,000+ law abiding citizens of America deserve a coward who shoots an unarmed man in the back as a hero?

Fuck. Right. Off.

It's a line from Batman turned back on itself.

He's not a hero hence the "", but is the "hero" that a society that has a constitutional right to bear arms but not a right to healthcare deserves.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

It's a line from Batman turned back on itself.

He's not a hero hence the "", but is the "hero" that a society that has a constitutional right to bear arms but not a right to healthcare deserves.

I’ll let you off, even though it was a bit ham-fisted. ;-)

We do have the legal right to healthcare.
The argument is who pays!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It's a line from Batman turned back on itself.

He's not a hero hence the "", but is the "hero" that a society that has a constitutional right to bear arms but not a right to healthcare deserves.

Democracy manifest.