Toilet Attendants

[Blue Smarties]

Does anybody else seriously dislike these men? Constantly mithering you when all you want to do is have a piss, wash your hands and get back to your drink.

This fella took the biscuit last night. I told him I had no change. No problem, he had some change for notes, of course he did. I told him I had no cash, "no worries Sir, I have card reader".

Unbelievably. Only in Liverpool. Soon changed bars.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Unless they shake and I get a courtesy wipe after a shite or if I have a sweaty arse, they get fuck all from me.

 

[idahoblues]

You have to pay to take a dump?

 

[Zubrman]

And they never seem to like it when you piss in the sink, for some reason.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

You have to pay to take a dump?

Lol - no they are blokes sat near the sinks who try and spray you with smelly shit, completely immitation colones as well and not the real thing. Then they want paying, cunts wont even shake the piss from your cock and expect money.

 

[TCIB]

Can't stand it, i do not want to be engaged in any way by anyone in the toilet unless it is a female with a complicated relationship with morals :-)

 

[stony]

Lol - no they are blokes sat near the sinks who try and spray you with smelly shit, completely immitation colones as well and not the real thing. Then they want paying, cunts wont even shake the piss from your cock and expect money.

They try and spray you with smelly shit? Dirty bastards. I'd knock the **** out if he sprayed shit anywhere near me, smelly or not.

 

[Barcon]

Similar to some scruffy **** running up to your car and trying to wash your window with a dirty old squeegee full of stinking piss water except they lurk around public toilets.
If I'm going to pay somebody to watch me piss, you can bet your life that i'll be wearing arseless chaps and a gimp mask.

 

[bluegirl74]

Wow, you have these in mens bathrooms too?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Similar to some scruffy **** running up to your car and trying to wash your window with a dirty old squeegee full of stinking piss water except they lurk around public toilets.
If I'm going to pay somebody to watch me piss, you can bet your life that i'll be wearing arseless chaps and a gimp mask.

Typical Friday night attire for you.