Has he started looking at £2 million mansions yet, even though he hasn't played for the first team, or started wearing £25k watches, or been shopping at Poundland, or got his Bentley ordered even though can't drive, etc?
Which German club is going to bid millions for him because he's not getting picked for the first team?
Is he tormented because his grandad was the bluest of blues yet deep in his heart he wants to wear the famous red shirt of the bestest ever team ever?
Haven't checked the papers yet.