Tonight's caption competition

[Shadz69]

I know it was you Carlos you broke my heart you broke my heart.

 

[Maurizio nicked my Porsche]

You talkin to me, you fockin talkin to me!

 

[Anonymous]

You look lovely Carlos , now you've lost a bit of weight ..... give us a kiss and we'll wipe the slate clean !

 

[MCFC_WOOLY]

Kiss me! Or you will never play for me again..

 

[talkativesprout]

Gockle of geerz

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

You just walk into his office and say you're off to play some golf if De Rossi isn't here by friday.

 

[MissingCityInMelbourne]

Bobby:Give me a kiss and you will win the golden boot, I promise

Carlitos: Errr, OK

 

[remoh]

OK, you're in next week

Now let go of me plums!

 

[Nigel De Shlong]

Tevez : Fuckin ell bob, your breath skinks

Mancini : ehhh.. deez is normal when you eat de fruit pastilles

 

[andyhinch]

You want me to play? Well just fucking say so, I speak English!!!