Tonights Champions league games.

[Totnes Blue]

Clive sounds suicidal

He sounds like he's commentating on some great national tragedy.Twat.

 

[stony]

Oh unlucky

 

[jimharri]

Tom Selleck warming up

Mixed with a bit of Freddie Mercury

I immediately thought of

''Hello peeps!''

 

[cleavers]

Could be 4-0, have they had a decent effort ? Not even had a decent dive in the box yet.

 

[RandomJ]

"Of course we hope they can turn it around"

"Thankfully it's wide"

Nice impartiality there Clive.

 

[Uptop]

Have they moved Rooney into Midfield so he doesn't have to run so far to shout at the ref?

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Nice touch

 

[allan harper]

Moyes as just gone up to the 4th official and said ' this isn't fair, can we have a football because Olympiakos are playing with that one'

 

[Burtonblue]

Definitely a Greek tragedy.

Dunno bout that. I'm crying with laughter here!

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Oh my fucking days - Andy 'plastic paddy' Townsend - 'of course they can turn this around at $old Trafford'.
Ferdinand has all the pace and guile of Stephen Hawking after a ketamine binge.
This is painful to watch, or rather it would be if it wasn't those cunts who are imploding.
Even I didn't expect them to be this fucking dire.