Tonights Euro-millions £166M(continued from Tue)

Re: Tonights Euro-millions £154M

Knowing my luck I'd probably have a heart attack, die on the spot with ticket in hand.

My couldn't-give-a-shit brother would come along, claim it as next of kin and go away and live happily ever after.
 
Re: Tonights Euro-millions £154M

Balotelli

I wouldnt be working anymore so he would keep my life interesting

"lets drive into that womens prison"
"why Balo"
"because i want to"
 
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I'd put a lucky dip on for Friday if I won :)
 
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buy two faced tevez`s contract out so as this fiasco doesn`t snowball anymore,get a one way ticket to buenos aires,staple it to that handsome looking face of his and drive the fucker to the airport myself........

......then probably get an outside pool built,get my trunks on,fill it with cocaine and then dive the fuck into it,many,many times.....
 
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- Get hammered, get a helicopter and fly to my sister to see her family and we'd go mental for a bit
- Get a financial advisor
- Buy a VW Golf, but get every single extra I can get on it. I just like Golfs and it'd make me happy.
- Get a double box at City, and see what I can do about getting Club Wembley season tickets
- Write an anonymous letter to all my neighbours to say that 'someone' is offering to buy their houses, in cash now for above their value, but they wouldn't have to move out for at least 6 months....enough time for the architects to get working on knocking the houses together, but keep their distinct character so it looks like all seperate houses. I've already figured out the layout of the link between mine and next door, it'd be along the lines of a West Wing-esque collenade overlooking a rose garden...but in normal brick, not white!
- Buy a house in the Faroes and spend a lot of time there
- Change my will to include some Brewsters Millions-esque clauses.
- Get BUPA insurance, get a check up and do whatever I can to make sure I last enough to enjoy it!
- To keep me amused I'd buy a shop on King St, and open up a chocolate shop, like in Willy Wonka and sell high-end chocolates to people.
- Probably give £1m to each member of my family, with conditions that they didn't throw it away on booze or stupid things. If they did, they lose my inheritance! :o)
- Set up accounts with £1m or so in it, and the interest would go into various charities accounts each month
 
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Northumbria Police
A considerable inventory of firearms and power tools
Blueprints surrounding my former manager's office
 
Re: Tonights Euro-millions £154M

I'd probably treat my family to a night out or something, maybe at a push a weekend away, but it wouldn't let it change my life
 
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A new phone to phone in sick tomorrow morning with work related stress for 6 months. By then I would have been diagnosed as alcohol dependant and be able to claim DLA to supplement my savings & donate it to the TUC fighting fund.
Then I would start to think about enjoying myself, box at city, apartment in Sports city, give a couple of million to the family, charity and mates, then build a new cricket ground for my club with a pavillion with restaurant and bar facilities better than any about (so that the club could be self financing), maybe get a wee ski trip in the rockies this winter and a cruise in the spring, and if enough left upgrade my skoda octavia to a newer model with more mod cons.
 
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I'd buy one of these, but with MCFC markings and colours. I'd also buy a bellend clip so that my foreskin doesn't get ripped back.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyYnN71rEKk[/youtube]
 

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