Top 5 signs FM11 has absolutely nothing to do with reality

[Matt the Giant]

During my soon-to-be full season with Man City;

1) De Jong actually scored a goal
2) Tevez seems to be enjoying playing for the team
3) Balotelli hasn't been shown the red card
4) Against my two encounters with Man Utd, the time added was just two minutes.
5) Kolarov doesn't shoot the very moment he crosses over the line to the opponents half.

But than than these few blips, I's say the game emulates real life EXACTLY. :)

Feel free to add to the list!

 

[Blueboy Danny]

Agents are faceless, two dimentional and irritating.... hang on a mo!

 

[Pride_In_Battle]

Dzeko got over 30 goals in his first season with me ;)

De Jong scored a belting 30 yarder against Chelsea, where we won 4-0

 

[jimharri]

During my soon-to-be full season with Man City;

1) De Jong actually scored a goal
2) Tevez seems to be enjoying playing for the team
3) Balotelli hasn't been shown the red card
4) Against my two encounters with Man Utd, the time added was just two minutes.
5) Kolarov doesn't shoot the very moment he crosses over the line to the opponents half.

But than than these few blips, I's say the game emulates real life EXACTLY. :)

Feel free to add to the list!

Apparently, you can win the League with Arsenal on it as well!

 

[Viva Rivaldo]

You don't get touchline bans for telling the truth about referees.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Mike Phelan is England Manager.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Most games I see in real life don't finish 6-5, 6-4 or 5-5.

 

[Blue Smarties]

You don't get touchline bans for telling the truth about referees.

Oh you do!

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

When you play utd you never hear of any pensioners getting kicked in by inbred cunts from Suffolk.

When you play at the swamp the sound on the PC doesn't mute.

Ryan Giggs isn't a boss eyed anus in the game and Paul Scholes vaguely resembles a human being when you can't see his ugly, ginger, pig fucking face.

Oh and the rags don't mention Munich every 58 seconds in news updates. Not very realistic since most of them spent last night wanking/weeping over Dr Who pretending he was George Best or whatever it is they do.

 

[BusterPhillips]

1. Sam Alladyce got the Barcalona job
2. I won the league with Fulham
3. Bought a striker for 800k and the following season he scored over 50 goals in the Prem
4. Man City win stuff (hoping that changes soon!)
5. Tevez stayed with City until he was 32

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Alex Ferguson hasn't allegedly sexually assaulted 1 South African woman. Not one...<br /><br />-- Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:58 pm --<br /><br />In my game last night, utd played away in the cup to a lower league team yet not one catering staff member got raped.

 

[Matt the Giant]

1. Sam Alladyce got the Barcalona job

You've got to be kidding me! Or?

 

[Jackson-ctid]

Arsenal always sack Wenger after 1 year. Arsenal actually buy players.

If you let the computer go City, they fuck up monumentally, sign a bunch of shit players and finish 5th or 6th every year.

Everton won the league in my first season.

 

[Cheesy]

Top 1 sign FM11 has absolutely nothing to do with reality..

It's a fucking video game :-)

 

[cookster]

Top 1 sign FM11 has absolutely nothing to do with reality..

It's a fucking video game :-)

No it fucking irony Clarkie my son. These school holidays do get on my tits ;)

 

[BusterPhillips]

1. Sam Alladyce got the Barcalona job

You've got to be kidding me! Or?

No straight up, I spat my coffee out when it came up on the news.

 

[Matt the Giant]

No straight up, I spat my coffee out when it came up on the news.

That's just too much. I can live with any of the other points posted, but this one does it.
I wonder if he had the Spaniards playing long-ball?

It's a great game for sure, but there are things they need to fix. How difficult could it be recording a decent sound for when the ball hits the post or crossbar?
Speaking of which; I think I average about three or four shots hitting the woodwork each game.