Top Berting - it's showtime baby!

I'm With Stupid said:
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Makes a good t-shirt.
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PED taking cheats
 
We went to build a bear in town years ago when my daughter was young and obviously they have all kinds of things to kit your build a bear in.
So I went straight to the football kit section where there was us and the two red mardarse clubs available. It took me a couple of minutes and a couple of times going back to finish it off but I eventually put all our kits in front of the red shite.
My Mrs actually didn't speak to me for the rest of the day as she said, and I quote, "you are such a fucking childish ****".

I managed to do what I set out to do so I was well chuffed.
 
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manimanc said:
We went to build a bear in town years ago when my daughter was young and obviously they have a kinds of things to kit your build a bear in.
So I went straight to the football kit section where there was us and the two red mardarse clubs available. It took me a couple of minutes and a couple of times going back to finish it off but I eventually put all our kits in front of the red shite.
My Mrs actually didn't speak to me for the rest of the day as she said, and I quote, "you are such a fucking childish ****".

I managed to do what I set out to do so I was well chuffed.
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It's fucking great being regarded as a "childish ****" by 'er indoors, particularly in regards to football rivalry.
I've had those very words said to me many times over the last 45 years I've been married to her.
 
manclad said:
It's fucking great being regarded as a "childish ****" by 'er indoors, particularly in regards to football rivalry.
I've had those very words said to me many times over the last 45 years I've been married to her.
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It's a badge of honour to have good Bert work recognised by she who must be obeyed.
 
manclad said:
It's fucking great being regarded as a "childish ****" by 'er indoors, particularly in regards to football rivalry.
I've had those very words said to me many times over the last 45 years I've been married to her.
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It's almost as though us having fun is a cardinal sin.
And my Mrs is a blue and loves the footy so I don't get it how my idea of fun makes her want to stick a knife in my head.
 
Dodge said:
Was particularly proud of this one.

We did some displays for Adidas a couple of years ago, destined for the rag megastore and Stoke-on-Thames.

The rag staff would have been taken a bit by surprise when they came to update the magnetic graphics.


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Piss funny.
Would have loved to be there when they unveiled them.
 
manimanc said:
It's almost as though us having fun is a cardinal sin.
And my Mrs is a blue and loves the footy so I don't get it how my idea of fun makes her want to stick a knife in my head.
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I always find that I'm " a childish ****" until she wants something from me ( usually money or sometimes utilizing my driving skills) and then I'm the best thing since sliced bread.
Women eh. As Arnie once said - can't live with them, can't kill them !!
 
manimanc said:
We went to build a bear in town years ago when my daughter was young and obviously they have a kinds of things to kit your build a bear in.
So I went straight to the football kit section where there was us and the two red mardarse clubs available. It took me a couple of minutes and a couple of times going back to finish it off but I eventually put all our kits in front of the red shite.
My Mrs actually didn't speak to me for the rest of the day as she said, and I quote, "you are such a fucking childish ****".

I managed to do what I set out to do so I was well chuffed.
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I still do that with Rag shirts. Ideally cover them up or at least turn them back to front. Never too old for this stuff
 
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