Top Berting - it's showtime baby!

[blue b4 the moon]

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The ultimate bit of berting and from what they've produced since along the same lines they have no idea what the actual message was, it just annoyed them so much but, they'll never know/understand why we were laughing.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Every time I've been past that shithole on the train I given a hearty two-fingered salute. I thought it was mandatory?

I normally pass the fcscum ground on the way to games and that gets the treatment too.

 

[threespires]

We went to build a bear in town years ago when my daughter was young and obviously they have all kinds of things to kit your build a bear in.
So I went straight to the football kit section where there was us and the two red mardarse clubs available. It took me a couple of minutes and a couple of times going back to finish it off but I eventually put all our kits in front of the red shite.
My Mrs actually didn't speak to me for the rest of the day as she said, and I quote, "you are such a fucking childish ****".

I managed to do what I set out to do so I was well chuffed.

Did your wife not realise how important it is that parents model the appropriate behaviours for their children when they are young?

 

[SatOnTheWall]

My ultimate Bert moment was walking home from school in Middleton 1981 with 3 other lads who are all reds and them singing songs to me about our recent defeat in the cup final. I pushed one of them into the biggest dog shit known to man.

Bonus points if said dogturd was white.

 

[IrishBloodEnglishHeart]

The best was pretending to go for Maguire so that the rags spent £70m on him. Class

 

[Penworthamblue]

Anyone remember this? Thought it was class at the time hahahaha

 

[Penfold the Duke]

The best was pretending to go for Maguire so that the rags spent £70m on him. Class

And pretending to go for ronaldo. Tee hee

 

[Dodge]

Went full Bert on Slur Alex just after Geovanni scored to make it 1-0 back in 2007. The guy in the pink tie came over and told us to calm the fuck down, but not before we took the chance to ask their subs to smile for the camera.



O'Shea smug as fuck, obviously thinking we'd gone full Bert too early.
We moved to the South Stand the season after, too many eyes on us.

 

[trotsky]

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Putting up this lovely action shot of horse-racing in the tv area of my rural pub.

 

[gkmcfc]

We went to build a bear in town years ago when my daughter was young and obviously they have all kinds of things to kit your build a bear in.
So I went straight to the football kit section where there was us and the two red mardarse clubs available. It took me a couple of minutes and a couple of times going back to finish it off but I eventually put all our kits in front of the red shite.
My Mrs actually didn't speak to me for the rest of the day as she said, and I quote, "you are such a fucking childish ****".

I managed to do what I set out to do so I was well chuffed.

My Mrs relocated a City shirt in the airport this very week! It was a proud moment for me for sure!

 

[uwerosler28]

 

[Dodge]

The greatest proxy Bert ever, courtesy of our Mackem friends. Every single face beaming with laughter as they broke out the poznan to celebrate the rags not winning the league.

 

[plattlanebenches]

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The greatest proxy Bert ever, courtesy of our Mackem friends. Every single face beaming with laughter as they broke out the poznan to celebrate the rags not winning the league.

Loving the guy in the White and blue top!

 

[Shaggy]

In your head!
In your head!
City!
City!

It's the same old theme since 115
In your head, in your head, they're still living
With their leagues and their cups, and their wins, and their cups
In your head, in your head, they are living

In your head, in your head
CITY, CITY, CITY
What's in your head? In your head?
CITY, CITY, CITY

 

[TinFoilHat]

It's the same old theme since 115
In your head, in your head, they're still living
With their leagues and their cups, and their wins, and their cups
In your head, in your head, they are living

In your head, in your head
CITY, CITY, CITY
What's in your head? In your head?
CITY, CITY, CITY

I so want this to catch on.

 

[Spurs quarter 69]

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The greatest proxy Bert ever, courtesy of our Mackem friends. Every single face beaming with laughter as they broke out the poznan to celebrate the rags not winning the league.

As the Rags went back to there coach after the match the Mackems serenaded them with Blue Moon, the GPC looked like he was going to explode

 

[The Norfolk Blue]

I did the same in Waterstones in Lincoln.

Pure genius, I did the very same in Norwich a few years back.

I know loads of Rags in Lincoln, they feckin despise me and I love it.

 

[IrishBloodEnglishHeart]

This is by far the best from a player

 

[MCFCTrick]

I normally pass the fcscum ground on the way to games and that gets the treatment too.

I open the car window and shout 'Splitters!' at them.

 

[SilvaGods]

It's the same old theme since 115
In your head, in your head, they're still living
With their leagues and their cups, and their wins, and their cups
In your head, in your head, they are living

In your head, in your head
CITY, CITY, CITY
What's in your head? In your head?
CITY, CITY, CITY

This would sound fuckin amazing bouncing round the stadium!!!!!