Top Facts About Glauber Berti

Glauber Berti once shit a hammer
Glauber Berti will do the fandango
Glauber Berti once got so drunk he forgot his arse in a pub
Glauber Berti changes his name by deedpoll to Pat Awesome only to be told to change it back immediatly by his mother because it was silly
Glauber Berti once bummed a panda
 
Glauber Berti can eat cod liver oil and malt off a spoon.
Glauber Berti can install loft ladders for £50.
Glauber Berti can use digital teletext without becoming frustrated.
Glauber Berti lives in a shoe..........with an old woman.
Glauber Berti is Po.
Glauber Berti can circle his lower leg anticlockwise while air writing number two.
Glauber Berti cooks M.C.'s like a pound of bacon.
Glauber Berti is the new President of Guinea-Bissau.
Glauber Berti has a dynamical theory of the electromagnetic field...........but wont tell.
 
THEBLUEDONKEY said:
little to nothing is known about this man but despite the air of mystery and secrecy surrounding him certain snippets of info have emerged please add any other info you have about him so we might come to know him better

1. Glauber Berti is known around eastlands only as "Weapon X"
2. Glauber Berti has a sprint speed clocked at over 96.5 mph
3. Glauber Berti is Kaiser Soze
4. Glauber Berti has the worlds largest collection of circus themed teapots in the prem
5. Glauber Berti is an expert sleuth and has recently dicsovered the identity of jack the ripper however he refuses to reveal the notorious killers identity untill as he says "the pieces are all in place"
6. Glauber berti was shot 5 times before climbing to the top of the hip hop charts only to be dropped by his label due to his fancy ways
7. Glauber Berti hates pies as he considers them to be poofy .
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glauber berti bare backed pat butcher
glauber berti stole the crown jewels
glauber berti turns shit into wine
glauber berti only shags from behind
glauber berti only shags fattys

FACT!
 
Glauber Berti once walked down a street with an erection...there were no survivors.
Glauber Berti once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles contest"...Berti won...by 5.
Glauber Berti visited the Virgin Islands last weekend. Now they're just known as the Islands.
 
Glauber Berti has two dicks
Glauber Berti is part Bear
Glauber Berti was ejected by armed guard from a popular manchester night spot after his snake like hips and erotic thrusting became over powering for some revellers causing the them to fit ..police described Glaubers moves as "highly sensual boardering on the obscene perhaps to rich for some of more traditional sensisbilities"
Glauber Berti punched whoopi goldberg after the premier viewing of sister act 2
 
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