Top Facts About Glauber Berti

[davepat123]

He earns money posing as a face.

 

[Keith Moon]

Glauber Berti co wrote "Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey" and "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away" with Lennon, he is the seventh Beatle.

 

[scall11]

Here's a compilation of some of the best ones if you want to email em round or anything
Glauber Berti can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Glauber Berti has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Glauber Berti can slam shut a revolving door.
Glauber Berti can punch a horse to the ground.
Glauber Berti will make you understand Dr. Pepper.
Glauber Berti counted to infinity... twice!
Glauber Berti pointed his finger at a plane and said 'bang' and it fell down.
Glauber Berti once got 4 hole in ones in 1 round of golf
Glauber Berti once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
If you have five pounds and Glauber Berti has five pounds, Glauber Bertis has more money than you.
Glauber Berti sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Glauber Berti
Glauber Berti can touch MC Hammer.
Glauber Berti only masturbates to pictures of Glauber Berti.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, Glauber Berti beats everything.
Glauber Berti destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise
Glauber Berti can hear light
Superman wears Glauber Berti underpants.
Glauber Berti can unscramble an egg.
Glauber Berti can gargle peanut butter
Glauber Berti can kill two stones with one bird.
Glauber Berti can believe its not butter
Glauber Berti took away marys virginity
Glauber Berti once sh*t on a birds head
Glauber Berti once beat up superman
Glauber Berti can boil water with his mind
Glauber Berti can piss around corners
glauber berti can eat a fruit pastel without chewing it
Glauber Berti shot the deputy
Glauber Berti built rome in 1 day
Glauber Berti has his face on the moon
Glauber Berti can stun a gun
Glauber Berti know's where osama bin laden is he just doesn't wanna tell us.
Glauber Berti once closed a black hole
Glauber Berti can kid a kidder
Glauber Berti ordered a big mac at berger king....and got one
Glauber Berti can build a snowman out of rain
Glauber Berti makes onions cry
Glauber Berti can bullshit a bullshitter
Glauber berti shot JFK from both the grassy noll and the book depository (AT THE SAME TIME)
Glauber Berti once shit a hammer
Glauber Berti will do the fandango
Glauber Berti can circle his lower leg anticlockwise while air writing number two.
Glauber Berti is Spartacus
Glauber Berti can touch mc hammer
Glauber Berti played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
Glauber Berti calender goes from march 31st to april 2nd because nobody fools berti
Glauber Berti can recite the chinese national anthem in 46 different dialects
Glauber Berti is the jolly green giant
Glauber Berti once sneezed so hard he broke the ozone layer
Glauber Berti keeps tom cruise in his back pocket to bring out at parties
Mickey Mouse wears a Glauber Berti watch

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

can we add Glauber berti is the fantastic four?

 

[city_boy_lee]

Glauber Berti is what Willis was talking about.

Glauber Berti owns a chippy on the lost city of atlantis.

Glauber Berti is often imitated but never duplicated.

 

[Wheelsy]

Glauber Berti once beat up superman

Manchester City players in training field bust up?

 

[THEBLUEDONKEY]

Glauber Berti puts Mad Dog 20 / 20 on his cornflakes

 

[Manchester_City_Blue]

Glauber Berti pities the fool!

 

[THEBLUEDONKEY]

Glauber Berti found the lost cities of gold and had it melted down to make himself a cock ring .. the problem is that it isnt big enough

 

[nothingbutskyblues]

anagram of Glauber Berti = a terrible bug