Top Tip for Men Whilst in Supermarket

[bluereddish]

Tip for breast men: when shopping in thesupermarket, miss out the first aisle so as to be going against the flow.

Arse men should follow the usual route.

 

[bluevengence]

Hang around the chiller section

 

[blue47766]

Here's another, look out for a 'lady' with a low top going to the tills but only if she as a trolley she as to lean into. Wigan tesco is full of them. My girlfriend says ' look at the state of her ' I just say hmmm that looks awfull, I just get one of them looks that means I'm in for a deaf and dumb tea hahaha

 

[Anonymous]

Tip for breast men: when shopping in thesupermarket, miss out the first aisle so as to be going against the flow.

Arse men should follow the usual route.

I have one eye on the women , and the other on the prices ..... sometimes that means i walk straight into a wall , but at least i'm happy ...... i keep my ears open in case there's a pussy calling nearby ....... and my mouth shut , just in case they try to sell me any tongue ............. in fact whilst i'm in the supermarket i like to checkout everything!

Now if that sounds fishy , don't arse me any questions ...... supermarket sweep forever ... chin out , bottoms up , it's a shoppers delight!

 

[erocsevil]

Here's another, look out for a 'lady' with a low top going to the tills but only if she as a trolley she as to lean into. Wigan tesco is full of them. My girlfriend says ' look at the state of her ' I just say hmmm that looks awfull, I just get one of them looks that means I'm in for a deaf and dumb tea hahaha

I know your in Wigan, but can you not say HAS?

 

[nelsons willie]

wheres the photographic evidence.no good me doing it down here.youngest wench in our co op is about 83

 

[denislawsbackheel]

escalators, don't forget the worth of escalators.

 

[CherylFan]

Not that I do, of course, but at the end of the working day is quite a good time as you tend to get office girls/women in supermarkets getting something for tea, in their work togs. Office women wearing heels and skirts quite commone. You can tell a lot from peoples shopping baskets what kind of family unit they have and the professional singles or professional couples can be quite easy to spot. Not that I do.

 

[Blueboylewis09]

Orrr, You could do this. I do this with my mates! Whilst in trafford centre and we are walking past give women marks out of 10 : ) but trust me! You will never get a 10!

 

[nelsons willie]

this is a useful addition for anyone wanting to spend an afternoon perving.slip one of these on and go lie down near the freezer units holding a screwdriver and just wait for the totty to come buy their wares.for those of you who are worried about elf and safety a hard hat can also be purchased.