Top Tip For Tonight

[honkytonkman187]

I've just sprayed my wellies silver and left them outside the front door.

Any kids who are out trick-or-treating will assume that Gary Glitter lives here, and won't come knocking

 

[Bluemoon115]

I'm ill, so when they say "Trick or Treat" I'm gonna shout "TRICK" and then sneaze on them all.

:)

 

[standytogilvy]

Speechless :D

 

[Blue4ever85]

Ha ha aha ha h a PMSL!

Im just gonna sit there and let them watch me ignore them knocking at the door.

Sad twats.

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

I've just sprayed my wellies silver and left them outside the front door.

Any kids who are out trick-or-treating will assume that Gary Glitter lives here, and won't come knocking

Hahaha. 11 out of 10!

 

[stony]

I've just sprayed my wellies silver and left them outside the front door.

Any kids who are out trick-or-treating will assume that Gary Glitter lives here, and won't come knocking

pmsl, brilliant

 

[Pearcey]

Just spray 'PAEDO' on your own front door in big black letters... A quiet night guaranteed.

 

[Paulmcfc2703]

Absolute quality honky

 

[Dogtanian]

just answer the door with ya cock hangin out it usually does the trick

 

[guv]

just answer the door with ya cock hangin out it usually does the trick

Just spray 'PAEDO' on your own front door...

Indeed.

 

[brady0]

lmao if you spray paedo on your door you may not get trick or treaters. but you will definitely get the older 14-16 year olds throwing all sorts of mayhem at your front door. halloween is actually scary, it gives scrotes an excuse to walk round with masks on causing trouble!

 

[guv]

I get my "man" to lock the gates.