Toure Signed?

[laserblue]

Ha ha ha ha! Please stop, I'm in fucking hysterics!

Lets wait and see shall we, hes hardly a shit player is he, you lot wanted him :D

no we didn't you daft twat. while taggart was playing chauffeur at the airport thinking he'd got one over on city, mark hughes was on the golf course not giving a fuck. does that sound like a manager who wanted to sign up berbaflop? berbaflop was just a smokescreen for the robinho signing and taggart ended up paying about £7 million over the odds (almost, but not quite, another british transfer record) and lending campbell to spuds for a year to stop them making a formal complaint against your debt ridden club.

p.s. city's transfer budget is bigger than the rags' debt.

p.p.s. welcome to manchester. now fuck off.

 

[Damocles]

They'll never be fucked, if things go wrong then the american twats will sell up and run for the hills.

Yes, but the club will enter recievership, as (as I have pointed out before) any potential buyer for United would have to have around £2.5 billion in assets that they are willing to offset to buy the club. There are only several people in the world with an interest in football and the money to pull this off. Unfortunately for United, they all pooled their money together and bought us.

Old bastards all over the pitch....hahahahahahahahah.....where?
VDS being replaced by FOster....happy with that

Foster is garbage, anyone who has watched your pre-season friendlies would recognise this.

G Neville wouldn't even be in my 16 man squad

But he *IS* in United's squad though, which is kind of the point. Neville wouldn't be in our 26 man reserve squad to be honest. In a straight shoot out between him, Danny Mills, and the Archbishop of Canterbury, I think I'd have old Rowan running down the line than Neville. They are about similar ages anyway, though Williams probably tips him for agility.

Scholes needs replacing
Giggs lots of young up and coming lads who could (might not) make the grade

Err...Nani, that bloke who sounds like a Transformer (Oberobotron?) and Tosic is all I can think of. Nani is proven to be disappointing, though he is one of the best crossers of the ball in the Premiership. Great for corners, crap for open play. Obertimus Prime is a complete unknown outside of France and is injured anyway. Tosic doesn't look up to much, but he needs time to come on.

Berbatov will be excellent this season

Probably.

Doesn't negate the fact that in 3 years time, most of your senior team will either be retired or getting there.

 

[mad4city]

Boy, this has gone off topic...