Oh, OK, they'll love your cute accent and they can share all their mission stories with you
Think I'll get enough of that with my Auntie.
Thought of another. Deepest darkest Essex. Just outside Basildon. Itself a hotbed for all things weird. Ladies and others, I give you...
South Woodham Ferrers. It's where the Met's finest go to retire. It's also devoid of anyone apart from fine upstanding members of the WHITE community. A new town. Built with a centre devoid of any character what so ever.
"What will the people need?" came the cry from the developers.
"A couple of shops, a pub, a club and a big fuck off ASDA", didn't come the reply.
"Can we build houses all the way around it meaning any drunken behaviour is heard by everyone?" was also asked.
"Of course. Why wouldn't you?"
"Religious centres?"
"Just a Methodist place. No need for anything else is there."
"One last thing, catchment area?"
"Middle-ish class white families from nearer London, East Ham etc etc"
"Sorted."