Train headcase

[sh249]

Thomas the Wank Engine.

Tuggington.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

London Victoria to East Grinstead? Sounds like the route a Rag would be taking!

 

[dickie davies]

"Pull a face like you've been caught wanking on a train!"

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Wasn't that a song by the Pasadenas?

 

[Ban-jani]

Train wankers… one step above sleeping shitbags that get slapped.

 

[TinFoilHat]

That's nothing.

Had 400 wankers on my train heading to the swamp last Saturday.

 

[Maccblue]

It’s quicker by tube
Apparently!

 

[Blue Mist]

FFS, I'm getting sick of this site, its a shite platform. A really serious post is dumbed down with puns. It's gone off the rails.
There were so many I lost my train of thought but it points to a mis- carriage of justice.
Fuck it I've run out of steam, as for the puns, diesel have to do.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Someone needs to give him a slap, what a shit bag

 

[Eaststander1]

Mr. Gathercole, is he?
Must've been going to Newcastle.

Nah, Cock-ermouth!

 

[Eaststander1]

FFS, I'm getting sick of this site, its a shite platform. A really serious post is dumbed down with puns. It's gone off the rails.
There were so many I lost my train of thought but it points to a mis- carriage of justice.
Fuck it I've run out of steam, as for the puns, diesel have to do.

You haven't misread the signals, have you ? It wouldn't do to go getting ideas above your station!

 

[Marklr]

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Can’t do fuck all these days

 

[TinFoilHat]

FFS, I'm getting sick of this site, its a shite platform. A really serious post is dumbed down with puns. It's gone off the rails.
There were so many I lost my train of thought but it points to a mis- carriage of justice.
Fuck it I've run out of steam, as for the puns, diesel have to do.

Shunt

 

[Bill Walker]

FFS, I'm getting sick of this site, its a shite platform. A really serious post is dumbed down with puns. It's gone off the rails.
There were so many I lost my train of thought but it points to a mis- carriage of justice.
Fuck it I've run out of steam, as for the puns, diesel have to do.

You're always huffing and puffing over summat..

 

[LWashington]

FFS, I'm getting sick of this site, its a shite platform. A really serious post is dumbed down with puns. It's gone off the rails.
There were so many I lost my train of thought but it points to a mis- carriage of justice.
Fuck it I've run out of steam, as for the puns, diesel have to do.

Your pun post was coming along nicely until it was jerked off by the sleepers.

 

[Deepest Blue]

Surprised he wasn't tossed off earlier.

 

[LWashington]

Surprised he wasn't tossed off earlier.

That was only a Brief Encounter, police were waiting for someone to Carnforth with more information.

 

[mancityscot]

Can't even have a hobby these days!

 

[Stoned Rose]

It’s quicker by tube
Apparently!

Was his tube that caused all this mither.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Having a tiny penis occasionally has it benefits. Although I need a hard on to find it.