No. That happened the day I was overlooked to become the next Bond.
Still can’t come to terms with the injustice of that.
I'm still waiting for a trial at City to replace Vinnie. I don't buy the idea that being 5ft 8in is reason enough to ignore me±!
Too true. Utter heightist bastards.
To be fair, I’m 6’3 and you are practically disabled at that Fucking height.
Fuck all in your top kitchen cupboards then. Without one of those granny step things.
You’ve got one, haven’t you?
Fucking knew it.
The true James Bond is indeed Scottish, suave, intelligent, loves the empire, and can pull the birds. You being only 20% qualified suggests your protestations will fall on deaf ears. This obviously presumes you are the right sort of Scot, none of that glasgee, dunnie shite. Come to think of it I think Louis Spence may be further up the pecking order.
Rab C I can get on board with.
are you really 6’3?
To answer both your questions I always had a picture in my mind of you as very much a ken stott type?
Don’t bother buying a lottery ticket this week, or probably ever if that’s the level of your judgement. We are Highlanders. Handsome and modest. And Tall. But mostly modest. Probably,
Definitely a midget!Don’t bother buying a lottery ticket this week, or probably ever if that’s the level of your judgement. We are Highlanders. Handsome and modest. And Tall. But mostly modest. Probably,
Too true. Utter heightist bastards.
To be fair, I’m 6’3 and you are practically disabled at that Fucking height.
Fuck all in your top kitchen cupboards then. Without one of those granny step things.
You’ve got one, haven’t you?
Fucking knew it.
I'd say you're sound mate; )I look a million flaky pastry crumbs from my Greggs bridie, ask anybody. I am effortlessly antagonistic, I have unbelievable ginger bollocks that look as sad as a pair of 1970s playground clackers, an absolute ****. I can handle a caber if called upon and I can drink Irn-Bru like it was invented for me.
What else do I need?
Anyone who has the ability to listen for traffic in the fog, whilst pissed in a car with a sleeping driver has it all for me, you need to be the next Jimmy Bond... ;-)Do I come across as the dunniie glegee(no **** who has ever been blessed to be a Glaswegian, in all our 850 year history, has ever said Glesgee. It’s fucking Glesga)
I look a million dollars in a Tux, ask anybody. I am effortlessly suave, I have unbelievable poise, an absolute master. I can handle myself if called upon and I can drink martinis like they were invented for me.
What else do I need?
Anyone who the ability to listen for traffic whilst pissed in a car with a sleeping driver has it all for me, you need to be the next Jimmy Bond... ;-)
I am still laughing about that mate, its the funniest thing I've heard for ages.. ;-)You know what the score is. :)