I've only been to Europe (Ireland) and it was 20 years ago. I have some time in October and would like to take a trip but I'll be going alone. I'm thinking either Prague or Amsterdam but I'm open to suggestions in Europe and I figure you guys have been around.
What I'm looking for:
- History
- Good food
- Nightlife
- I only speak English so I don't want to be completely lost
Benidorm has existed since 1325 when it gained it´s town charter from Admiral Bernat De Serria at Polop castle which was then part of the kingdom of Valencia. The giving of town charters was carried out until the 17th century as a way of removing the Moors and allowing Christians to inhabit the area.
The first settlements in the area can be found at Mont Benidorm a hill in Cala Fenestrate that you can see at the far end of the Poniente beach. Here there are burial grounds and remains of an Iberian settlement that dates back to the first century B.C.
Archaeologists discovered remains of fishing nets here firmly tying Benidorm to the sea even then. A figure of Tanith who is a Phoenician goddess of fertility and the heavens was also unearthed here as were remains of Roman settlements nearby.
Good food
You are in for an amazing culinary treat to end all treats
Steak ale pie and mash with onion gravy
Fish and chips
Steak fillet of with chips and peppercorn sauce
Double egg and chips and ham
Full English breakfasts
Pizza
Roast chicken on a spit
Roast chicken not on a spit
Curry's mad by the most famous of Indian chefs
I you want a paella then why not just fuck off to Spain eh
Messing people about and moaning for moaning's sake
Paella is fishy shit in a pan with chlorinated water and dogs breath and is charged
beyond an Englishman's wallet
There are also restaurant type things that serve you bits of ebverything
Can not remember the name
Bu them bits of shit you pile up on your plate will make your arse smart
Stick with the good food and be happy. Spain is only for the sunshine Everything else is imported
Nightlife
I only speak English so I don't want to be completely lost
Watch the brilliant traffic cop at 7.07 minutes direct the Spanish police through the traffic
Outstanding and a proper crack.
You don't get this in Marbella !
Welcome to the house of fun !