Got this email from a couple of people, and the same question is being asked on a few message boards. I reckon it's a hoax, but on the off chance it isn't...
I have recently retired from football.
I played in the top division in 5 different European countries including the English Premiership.
In each league I won a championship medal AND experienced relegation.
I scored a famous winning goal for my country.
I have played in 6 of Europe's biggest derby matches and never lost.
I played for 2 Champions League winning sides, but have never played in the Champions League Final.
Who am I?