jokaka said:
how many years will it take us to equal the rags trophy haul?.
Choose to Support a club from a city you've never been to
Choose to wear Shit Grey Shirts, and then blame them when Southampton Stuff you
Choose your own Referee and Assistants
Choose to change the team you support every 10 Years
Choose to forget 1969 to 1993 ever existed
Choose to be Snubbed by every decent player around the world, and then pretend you didnt want them anyway
Choose not knowing the history of your club.
Choose Busby the Blue.
Choose Dennis Law’s backheel.
Choose Sir Bobby Ticket Tout.
Choose staging the World Cup in '66 and being handed a huge sum from the FA to develop your stadium but continue to bang on about City’s ground.
Choose opening the gates at Old Trafford in the 60s after kick off to let people in for free.
Choose forgetting you went 41 years without winning a trophy.
Choose your highest ever attendance being at Maine Road.
Choose that attendance still being lower than City's.
Choose United’s globalism and domination since the late '90s whilst forgetting the past.
Choose an air disaster as a marketing tool.
Choose forgetting about the survivors of ****** and kicking them out of their houses (which you owned) because they could no longer play football.
Choose waiting 22 years to set up a charity match for the families of ******.
Choose milking ****** for 50 years and then getting beat by ickle ciddy on your own soil.
Choose asking AIG to sponsor the ****** memorial.
Choose having statues of two City players outside your ground.
Choose being so obsessed with City that you have a permanent banner dedicated to us on the Stretford End.
Choose paying £28 million for Veron.
Choose 19,000 fans at Old Trafford to watch you play Middlesbrough when you were in Division One but pretend you have loyal support.
Choose the have-to-go-to-all-cup-games-because-you're-forced-to ticket policy.
Choose the USA.
Choose debt.
Choose pricing out your own fans in favour of corporate Londoners.
Choose having your own manager and players criticise your fans.
Choose prawn sandwiches.
Choose not being able to stand.
Choose being outsung by 3,000 travelling away fans each game.
Choose having Mick Hucknall and Eamon Holmes as your celebrity fans.
Choose FC United…if they become successful.
Choose to whinge all summer about clubs tapping up your best player, while you r busy tapping up Spurs’ best player
Choose Kidnap him at the airport while not even having permission to speak to him and then pay other £30Million for the wanker
Choose to buy Alan Smith as a forward then when found out to be shit put him in mid-field and call Fergie a 'genius' and call Smith the 'new roy keane'.
Choose to go after Batistuta for 5yrs and him stil wanting nothing to do with you.
Choose to demonstrate about 'No yanks' in a New York Yankee cap.
Choose to complain about a fixture pile-up but go to Asia in your time off.
Choose to cheat.
Choose to agree to the 'respect campaign' but pay no attention to it when you don't get the Throw-in you want.
Choose 10 Goalkeepers in an attempt to replace Schmicael.
Choose to sing songs about hating Scousers and pretend the granny shagger isnt 1.
Choose a winger that wants to play for Madrid but claim its all 'paper talk'.
Choose to have your players 'injured' for mid-week England matches yet play 90mins the following Saturday.
Choose to complain about away games after Champs League games dispite 1 being 'away' in Manchester.
Choose to mock Leeds fans about the events in Istambul.
Choose to make airplane signs towards City fans on Derby matches.
Choose to be the only club in the country where every corner results in every fan becoming a Photographer.
Choose to 'watch' united in the pub with your back to the screen, cheer like fuck when they score, then ask someone 'who scored that'?
Choose to be the wanker no fan of any other club wants too speak to on holiday
Choose Trafford.
Choose United.
