Trouble's always lurking when you leave your own backyard.

[sweynforkbeard]

I am much reassured and have e-mailed the RSPCA requesting that they ignore my previous communication. Furthermore, as a man of refinement, you would only consider attaching Breakfast Boulders to ones testicles and never to ones penis.

The Breakfast Boulders were tied to stray anal-hair from the gap between my elephant skin and and my brown eye. Double sided tape just doesn't do the trick. They don't make things as sticky as they used to. Bloody health and safety!!

This is the sort of attitude and can do spirit that flared unquenchable in the breasts of Scott, Shackleton, Bader, Drake and Rod Hull. On such a day when Montevideo cowers in shame you have warmed my cockles.